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Who's gonna tell'em.
...but...
What did they find out about the Gulf War? One shot: one bomb, falling though the roof, building coulda been made of <u>Legos</u>.
...you want us to go to War...
...that's the general idea.
Why?
Why <u>not</u>, what've they ever done for <u>us</u>...? Also: they sound... Ah, you see, this is why we have to mobilize the B2 <u>Bomber</u>...
...they sound what?
<u>Shifty</u>. Who knows anything <u>about</u> em...
Hold on, hold on, hold on:
Well, I'm gonna hold on, but you went to win this election, you better change the subject. You wanna change this subject, you better have a War. What do you need? It's gotta be <u>quick</u>, it's gotta be <u>dramatic</u>, you got to have an <u>enemy</u>. Okay? What do you need in an enemy? Somebody you fear. Who do you fear? Som'b'y you don't know.
<u>Who</u>?
Well, I'm <u>working</u> on it....
Yes.
Why?
What do you know about them?
...<u>nothing</u>...
Precisely.
What did Albania ever do to us?
What did they ever do <u>for</u> us...? You see, this is why we have to mobilize the B2 Bomber.
...you want us to go to War with Albania.
Here's what you got to do: Get your Press Office, Right now. To deny; There <u>is</u> no report of Albanian Activity. They have to deny it. Now, get the C.I.A.
...where is the Back End coming from?
It's like that thing with the Yellow Ribbon...
The thing with the Yellow Ribbon...
The Hostages...?
The hostages, but that was a naturallyoccuring... It was a putup job? But where was the, where was the money in that?
In the yellow ribbon.
...the Yellow Ribbon, but who, who'd profit from <u>that</u>...
The Ribbon Manufacturers.
...can we see the Kitten...?
<u>Hello</u>... Yes. We'll be back...?
We'll be back tonight.
Tonight. Well, you've started a Tempest in a Teapot.
Waal, that's where you <u>want</u> em...
...I just hope...
Why is this putz on the air...
... they're checking the ratings...uh...
...hell of a price for the country to pay.
...take a long view.
...what's the Long View?
Your guy gets four more years in Washington... ...it's only Nine More Days.
Yes. That's true. But...
Wilfred. We've got <u>work</u> to do...
New York Times, Wash Post, Detroit Register, San Diego BEE, all in emission. <u>No</u> mention of the Girlscout. None.
Eight Days To Go
I <u>live</u> for midnight, when I can tear another of those suckers off. Watcha got for me?
Big Bird touches down <u>when</u>?
We're bring'n im in tomorrow, five AM.
Anything at the Airport?
Press thought "no," whaddaya think...?
<u>I</u> think, here's what I think: S'it gonna rain...?
Gimme the weather for tomorrow morning, five A.M. Andrews...
An <u>Albanian</u>, a young Albanian Girl.
No rain.
A young Albanian Girl, dressed in their...
And carrying. The National Flower of Albania, something..... Now Is it some Festival? Some <u>Harvest</u> Festival, something...
Get on this, right now...
...got to be <u>something</u>. She gives him the sacred... And tells him: this is the Traditional Harvest Offering, given to the Man who Ties the First Sheaf, the last sheaf, whatever the fuck it is...
...this's <u>good</u>...
Stanley Moss, Ladeesngennlmen... And she says...
Is she saying this in Albanian...?
<u>Yes</u>: she is saying this in Albanian, <u>but</u> she's doing it not to be uh... But because, she explains, that is the only way it can be understood by her Aged and Sainted Mother, who is standing there with her, dressed in her Traditional...
Our adopted land...
...but to the Old World; you are stilling the forces of hatred and of War which have, since I was a child...
...uh huh...
Now, the Old Lady starts to <u>Weep</u>, Big Bird shrugs off his secret <u>Service</u>, goes to her, and covers her with his own coat.
Find out is there <u>any</u> chance we can get some rain tomorrow, <u>will</u> you...?
<u>So</u> forth...
Catching up on his reading. Asked about you, sends his thanks.
Knock on wood.
Speaking of thanks... we puttem back in, what does your fellow Moss want?
<u>I</u> dunno.... Ambassador to <u>Togo</u>, somethin', <u>I</u> dunno... he...
Maybe he's just a <u>patriot</u>.
Yeah...what was I talking about...?
How long you been up, you need a nap.
Due in Nashville.
<u>Nashville</u>...?
We're gonna do the <u>Team Song</u>.
You're tired, Ronnie.
Y'wanna follow the Cattle Drive? Sleep in the Winter. What does <u>Moss</u> want...? Matchmaker comes to the Levinsky Family. Mr. Levinsky, Mrs. Levinsky, would you entertain an offer of marriage for your son Saul, from Princess Margaret of Great Britain. Well, they think, she isn't Jewish, but she's well todo, a nice old family. Alright, yes, they say. We would consider such an offer. Wonderful, matchmaker says, My Job is Half Done. Now, Look: I got the <u>file</u>, from the L.A. contingent, I got the daybyday, of how...
...this is magnificent.
...Stanley Moss...
8 days and we bring it back home....
None of these are ours. <u>None</u> of em are ours.... ....that's <u>real politik</u>, Buddy.
Waal, I gotta tell you. I've been inside the Beltway fourteen years, and I feel like I Just Got My Feet Wet.
...I just missed my plane.
You missed your <u>plane</u>? My <u>life</u> is over. My <u>life</u> is over. What have you <u>done</u> to me? What have I done? Fourteen years of Public Service...
Well, keep your <u>wits</u> about you, and let's see if we can't...
...fourteen years...
...brazenitthrough...
Brazen it through? Brazen it <u>through</u>? They're going to hang us out to dry like the <u>laundry</u> do you know what we've <u>ddd</u>...
And I'd like to point out that I've been on prescription <u>medication</u>, the sideeffects of which...
I'm doing my job, Too. Would you give me a... do you think you could call off your Dogs for a minute.
No. I was busy. Yes, I need the new poll fig.... <u>how</u> long? I'll call in from Nashville. And patch me through to the Big Bird, will...? I've got to <u>hand</u> it to you. <u>They</u> sure let us out of there easy....
...they just hadn't thought it through...
He just got Hip to us. He just ended the War.
What are we gonna <u>do</u> about it...?
What are we going to do?
The War is Over.

Who's gonna tell'em.

...but...

What did they find out about the Gulf War? One shot: one bomb, falling though the roof, building coulda been made of Legos.

...you want us to go to War...

...that's the general idea.

Why?

Why not, what've they ever done for us...? Also: they sound... Ah, you see, this is why we have to mobilize the B2 Bomber...

...they sound what?

Shifty. Who knows anything about em...

Hold on, hold on, hold on:

Well, I'm gonna hold on, but you went to win this election, you better change the subject. You wanna change this subject, you better have a War. What do you need? It's gotta be quick, it's gotta be dramatic, you got to have an enemy. Okay? What do you need in an enemy? Somebody you fear. Who do you fear? Som'b'y you don't know.

Who?

Well, I'm working on it....

Yes.

Why?

What do you know about them?

...nothing...

Precisely.

What did Albania ever do to us?

What did they ever do for us...? You see, this is why we have to mobilize the B2 Bomber.

...you want us to go to War with Albania.

Here's what you got to do: Get your Press Office, Right now. To deny; There is no report of Albanian Activity. They have to deny it. Now, get the C.I.A.

...where is the Back End coming from?

It's like that thing with the Yellow Ribbon...

The thing with the Yellow Ribbon...

The Hostages...?

The hostages, but that was a naturallyoccuring... It was a putup job? But where was the, where was the money in that?

In the yellow ribbon.

...the Yellow Ribbon, but who, who'd profit from that...

The Ribbon Manufacturers.

...can we see the Kitten...?

Hello... Yes. We'll be back...?

We'll be back tonight.

Tonight. Well, you've started a Tempest in a Teapot.

Waal, that's where you want em...

...I just hope...

Why is this putz on the air...

... they're checking the ratings...uh...

...hell of a price for the country to pay.

...take a long view.

...what's the Long View?

Your guy gets four more years in Washington... ...it's only Nine More Days.

Yes. That's true. But...

Wilfred. We've got work to do...

New York Times, Wash Post, Detroit Register, San Diego BEE, all in emission. No mention of the Girlscout. None.

Eight Days To Go

I live for midnight, when I can tear another of those suckers off. Watcha got for me?

Big Bird touches down when?

We're bring'n im in tomorrow, five AM.

Anything at the Airport?

Press thought "no," whaddaya think...?

I think, here's what I think: S'it gonna rain...?

Gimme the weather for tomorrow morning, five A.M. Andrews...

An Albanian, a young Albanian Girl.

No rain.

A young Albanian Girl, dressed in their...

And carrying. The National Flower of Albania, something..... Now Is it some Festival? Some Harvest Festival, something...

Get on this, right now...

...got to be something. She gives him the sacred... And tells him: this is the Traditional Harvest Offering, given to the Man who Ties the First Sheaf, the last sheaf, whatever the fuck it is...

...this's good...

Stanley Moss, Ladeesngennlmen... And she says...

Is she saying this in Albanian...?

Yes: she is saying this in Albanian, but she's doing it not to be uh... But because, she explains, that is the only way it can be understood by her Aged and Sainted Mother, who is standing there with her, dressed in her Traditional...

Our adopted land...

...but to the Old World; you are stilling the forces of hatred and of War which have, since I was a child...

...uh huh...

Now, the Old Lady starts to Weep, Big Bird shrugs off his secret Service, goes to her, and covers her with his own coat.

Find out is there any chance we can get some rain tomorrow, will you...?

So forth...

Catching up on his reading. Asked about you, sends his thanks.

Knock on wood.

Speaking of thanks... we puttem back in, what does your fellow Moss want?

I dunno.... Ambassador to Togo, somethin', I dunno... he...

Maybe he's just a patriot.

Yeah...what was I talking about...?

How long you been up, you need a nap.

Due in Nashville.

Nashville...?

We're gonna do the Team Song.

You're tired, Ronnie.

Y'wanna follow the Cattle Drive? Sleep in the Winter. What does Moss want...? Matchmaker comes to the Levinsky Family. Mr. Levinsky, Mrs. Levinsky, would you entertain an offer of marriage for your son Saul, from Princess Margaret of Great Britain. Well, they think, she isn't Jewish, but she's well todo, a nice old family. Alright, yes, they say. We would consider such an offer. Wonderful, matchmaker says, My Job is Half Done. Now, Look: I got the file, from the L.A. contingent, I got the daybyday, of how...

...this is magnificent.

...Stanley Moss...

8 days and we bring it back home....

None of these are ours. None of em are ours.... ....that's real politik, Buddy.

Waal, I gotta tell you. I've been inside the Beltway fourteen years, and I feel like I Just Got My Feet Wet.

...I just missed my plane.

You missed your plane? My life is over. My life is over. What have you done to me? What have I done? Fourteen years of Public Service...

Well, keep your wits about you, and let's see if we can't...

...fourteen years...

...brazenitthrough...

Brazen it through? Brazen it through? They're going to hang us out to dry like the laundry do you know what we've ddd...

And I'd like to point out that I've been on prescription medication, the sideeffects of which...

I'm doing my job, Too. Would you give me a... do you think you could call off your Dogs for a minute.

No. I was busy. Yes, I need the new poll fig.... how long? I'll call in from Nashville. And patch me through to the Big Bird, will...? I've got to hand it to you. They sure let us out of there easy....

...they just hadn't thought it through...

He just got Hip to us. He just ended the War.

What are we gonna do about it...?

What are we going to do?

The War is Over.