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Oh, God...
Yep. Well, we started it, he Ended it...
Oh, Lord....
...those limpdick ... <u>turncoat</u>... I <u>thought</u> they let us out of there too easy.....
War's over, Pal.
Gloria sell the House.
He thinks it's too...
First of all, we're locked <u>in</u> to it, <u>secondly</u>:
Ronnie says we don't need'em for another four days. ...s'there a problem?
No. No...Pentagon says, Army's got'em, they got'm in ..."Custody"...
How's your wife?
Fine.
Pride of a jobwelldone...
It's the Pride of a Job Well Done, Stanley, yes, but it's <u>more</u> than that.
That's not bad at all.
Well, you know, "The Whole Thing's Theatre..."
Napoleon said, fellow won't sell you his life, but he will trade it to you for a little piece of ribbon.
...child at the airport... breaks through the ranks, runs to "old shoe" should we have <u>flower</u> or a <u>bear</u>...?
Uh...Didn't we <u>do</u> this?
Never quit a winner.
Wilfred.
...what have you <u>done</u> to me...
All Combat takes place at night, in the Rain, and at the Junction of four Map Segments...
...what are we going to do...?
Give'em another pill...
No. No. He didn't mean anything by it at <u>all</u>...
Hello? No, operator...
Courage, Mom.
Oh. Hell. And what do we do now? What do we do <u>now</u>? Boy Producer? Mister WinanEmmy, Social Conscience, <u>Whaleshit</u>, save therainforest, Liberal hireaconvict <u>shithead</u>? Mister AffirmativeAction Peacnik. Commie... <u>shithead</u>....?
... and he spent the last twelve years in a Milit&ry Prison...
How do we explain <u>that</u>?
What about him?
Well, he doesn't have his Green Card. He Doesn't have his Greencard.
... you want Schumann saved by an Illegal Alien...?
Well, what do you want to do about it? What do you...
Stanley, you can't do this....
Could we have you in here, please...7
Waal, Mr. Moss, I wouldn't....
You wouldn't be here if it wasn't true. It's true, right?
Alright, well, alright: geopolitically...
We've just found out They Have the Bomb. We've Just Found Out They Have The <u>Bomb</u>, aaaand... No, No wait a second, no, no, wait a second, No. The Bomb's not... it's not <u>there</u> because they'd have to have a rocket and that shit n'they're a buncha wogs it's ... it's a <u>suitcase</u> Bomb. Ooookay. It's a <u>suitcase</u> bomb, and it's .... in Canada! Eh? Albanian Terrorists have placed a suitcase Bomb in Canada, in an attempt to infiltrate the bomb into the USA.
You know what? This is good. This is terrific, and I'll tell you why: it's <u>cost effective</u>. This is....
It's <u>producing</u>.
No, this is great.
I could tell you stories: Cecil B. Demille: Alright? The Greatest Show on Earth: He needs an elephant,
Ames here. <u>Yessir</u>...
Okay. Okay. The <u>Suitcase</u> Bomb...
The <u>thinking</u> is, as of this moment, <u>Terrorism</u>... ...they're getting a Good Reaction on the "Albania" thing...
Hello, <u>King</u>. How the heck <u>are</u> you...? <u>Get</u> out... <u>Get</u> out... Well, man, you fall in love like a <u>Hillbilly</u>... Ditch the wife, toss the kids in the Pickup, Listen, King: <u>Get</u> your fat redneck ass out here, <u>willya</u>...
...but the President wonders about the Possible Albanian Backlash...
Y'see, <u>this</u> is what Producing is: you put me in a <u>Room</u>...
...and he's got a <u>negative</u> rating of...
King, we've got to be on the streets in...
NY Times, Washington Post, War, War, War. Times got the girlscout page twelve, Post in Section Two.... Horses in MidStream...?
I don't think you're gonna need it.
Well, we paid for it, we got the guys on a retainer.
They got the guys on a <u>retainer</u>, it's cheaper, <u>pay</u>'em, but don't lettem touch it... Let'em leave us alone.
What can it hurt.
What can it hurt is they offend me.
Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.
I need a little bit of <u>help</u>...?
Miss, we are going to ask you to sign this little sheet of <u>paper</u>...
And...she's not an Illegal Immigrant? Is she? Can I see her "chart?" Because...
Gonna be fine. Gonna be fine, people? Are we getting there...?
A small, "calico" kitten, sir. "Calico."
...can we have a white one...?
Can we have a white one, please...
A new <u>take</u> on the... Well, sir, we're coming back, we'd like you to try it out, this evening...
Listen to what I've ... listen to... does anybody know Morse Code?
...this is a snappy song....
What'd ya think?
Hey, hey, I'm just the Producer, I'm just the <u>Stationmaster</u>, Johnny Green wrote that song, and...
All we have to do now is sell it to the President.
Mr. President, this is St...
Hi, How are ya? <u>Listen</u> to this, willya...
...mmm?
It's the gratitude of your <u>party</u>, and of your <u>President</u>...
Izzat the thing...
Indeed it is.
...The Albanian Campaign...
...like the <u>sound</u> of it, eh...
We've got to put that, into the Inaugural. "I have here, a ribbon. You haven't seen it before, and you will not see it too often <u>now</u>. For it is the Proud Possession of a few, a very few Men and Women... it is the Ribbon of the Albanian Campaign...."
Wilfred, that's not bad.
He, uh, has he been in the "jail" long?
...twelve years.
Much more...uh, he have much more time to "serve?"
Yeeaahhh... Ohmigod ... ohmigod... ohmigod...
...and...
And? NO. I don't wanna know. What do you <u>mean</u> "and..."?
Look, look, look.... He's fine, as long as he has his medication.
What happens if he doesn't have his medication?
He's not fine.
Well, get on the phone, and <u>get</u> it...
You know, I think you people are looking at this All Wrong. If you look at the <u>backstory</u> the guy's coming back from Combat and Torture. Of <u>course</u> he is gonna be ... uh ... uh ... "fucked up". Of <u>Course</u> he's gonna "need a little help"...
Oh, Lord....
<u>IT DESTROYED THE ELECTORAL PROCESS</u>.
Come on.
...where?
Come on.
...his Triumphal Plane. Shot Down.

Oh, God...

Yep. Well, we started it, he Ended it...

Oh, Lord....

...those limpdick ... turncoat... I thought they let us out of there too easy.....

War's over, Pal.

Gloria sell the House.

He thinks it's too...

First of all, we're locked in to it, secondly:

Ronnie says we don't need'em for another four days. ...s'there a problem?

No. No...Pentagon says, Army's got'em, they got'm in ..."Custody"...

How's your wife?

Fine.

Pride of a jobwelldone...

It's the Pride of a Job Well Done, Stanley, yes, but it's more than that.

That's not bad at all.

Well, you know, "The Whole Thing's Theatre..."

Napoleon said, fellow won't sell you his life, but he will trade it to you for a little piece of ribbon.

...child at the airport... breaks through the ranks, runs to "old shoe" should we have flower or a bear...?

Uh...Didn't we do this?

Never quit a winner.

Wilfred.

...what have you done to me...

All Combat takes place at night, in the Rain, and at the Junction of four Map Segments...

...what are we going to do...?

Give'em another pill...

No. No. He didn't mean anything by it at all...

Hello? No, operator...

Courage, Mom.

Oh. Hell. And what do we do now? What do we do now? Boy Producer? Mister WinanEmmy, Social Conscience, Whaleshit, save therainforest, Liberal hireaconvict shithead? Mister AffirmativeAction Peacnik. Commie... shithead....?

... and he spent the last twelve years in a Milit&ry Prison...

How do we explain that?

What about him?

Well, he doesn't have his Green Card. He Doesn't have his Greencard.

... you want Schumann saved by an Illegal Alien...?

Well, what do you want to do about it? What do you...

Stanley, you can't do this....

Could we have you in here, please...7

Waal, Mr. Moss, I wouldn't....

You wouldn't be here if it wasn't true. It's true, right?

Alright, well, alright: geopolitically...

We've just found out They Have the Bomb. We've Just Found Out They Have The Bomb, aaaand... No, No wait a second, no, no, wait a second, No. The Bomb's not... it's not there because they'd have to have a rocket and that shit n'they're a buncha wogs it's ... it's a suitcase Bomb. Ooookay. It's a suitcase bomb, and it's .... in Canada! Eh? Albanian Terrorists have placed a suitcase Bomb in Canada, in an attempt to infiltrate the bomb into the USA.

You know what? This is good. This is terrific, and I'll tell you why: it's cost effective. This is....

It's producing.

No, this is great.

I could tell you stories: Cecil B. Demille: Alright? The Greatest Show on Earth: He needs an elephant,

Ames here. Yessir...

Okay. Okay. The Suitcase Bomb...

The thinking is, as of this moment, Terrorism... ...they're getting a Good Reaction on the "Albania" thing...

Hello, King. How the heck are you...? Get out... Get out... Well, man, you fall in love like a Hillbilly... Ditch the wife, toss the kids in the Pickup, Listen, King: Get your fat redneck ass out here, willya...

...but the President wonders about the Possible Albanian Backlash...

Y'see, this is what Producing is: you put me in a Room...

...and he's got a negative rating of...

King, we've got to be on the streets in...

NY Times, Washington Post, War, War, War. Times got the girlscout page twelve, Post in Section Two.... Horses in MidStream...?

I don't think you're gonna need it.

Well, we paid for it, we got the guys on a retainer.

They got the guys on a retainer, it's cheaper, pay'em, but don't lettem touch it... Let'em leave us alone.

What can it hurt.

What can it hurt is they offend me.

Okay. Here's what we're gonna do.

I need a little bit of help...?

Miss, we are going to ask you to sign this little sheet of paper...

And...she's not an Illegal Immigrant? Is she? Can I see her "chart?" Because...

Gonna be fine. Gonna be fine, people? Are we getting there...?

A small, "calico" kitten, sir. "Calico."

...can we have a white one...?

Can we have a white one, please...

A new take on the... Well, sir, we're coming back, we'd like you to try it out, this evening...

Listen to what I've ... listen to... does anybody know Morse Code?

...this is a snappy song....

What'd ya think?

Hey, hey, I'm just the Producer, I'm just the Stationmaster, Johnny Green wrote that song, and...

All we have to do now is sell it to the President.

Mr. President, this is St...

Hi, How are ya? Listen to this, willya...

...mmm?

It's the gratitude of your party, and of your President...

Izzat the thing...

Indeed it is.

...The Albanian Campaign...

...like the sound of it, eh...

We've got to put that, into the Inaugural. "I have here, a ribbon. You haven't seen it before, and you will not see it too often now. For it is the Proud Possession of a few, a very few Men and Women... it is the Ribbon of the Albanian Campaign...."

Wilfred, that's not bad.

He, uh, has he been in the "jail" long?

...twelve years.

Much more...uh, he have much more time to "serve?"

Yeeaahhh... Ohmigod ... ohmigod... ohmigod...

...and...

And? NO. I don't wanna know. What do you mean "and..."?

Look, look, look.... He's fine, as long as he has his medication.

What happens if he doesn't have his medication?

He's not fine.

Well, get on the phone, and get it...

You know, I think you people are looking at this All Wrong. If you look at the backstory the guy's coming back from Combat and Torture. Of course he is gonna be ... uh ... uh ... "fucked up". Of Course he's gonna "need a little help"...

Oh, Lord....

IT DESTROYED THE ELECTORAL PROCESS.

Come on.

...where?

Come on.

...his Triumphal Plane. Shot Down.