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Oh, God... |
Yep. Well, we started it, he Ended it... |
Oh, Lord.... |
...those limpdick ... <u>turncoat</u>... I <u>thought</u> they let us out of there too easy..... |
War's over, Pal. |
Gloria sell the House. |
He thinks it's too... |
First of all, we're locked <u>in</u> to it, <u>secondly</u>: |
Ronnie says we don't need'em for another four days. ...s'there a problem? |
No. No...Pentagon says, Army's got'em, they got'm in ..."Custody"... |
How's your wife? |
Fine. |
Pride of a jobwelldone... |
It's the Pride of a Job Well Done, Stanley, yes, but it's <u>more</u> than that. |
That's not bad at all. |
Well, you know, "The Whole Thing's Theatre..." |
Napoleon said, fellow won't sell you his life, but he will trade it to you for a little piece of ribbon. |
...child at the airport... breaks through the ranks, runs to "old shoe" should we have <u>flower</u> or a <u>bear</u>...? |
Uh...Didn't we <u>do</u> this? |
Never quit a winner. |
Wilfred. |
...what have you <u>done</u> to me... |
All Combat takes place at night, in the Rain, and at the Junction of four Map Segments... |
...what are we going to do...? |
Give'em another pill... |
No. No. He didn't mean anything by it at <u>all</u>... |
Hello? No, operator... |
Courage, Mom. |
Oh. Hell. And what do we do now? What do we do <u>now</u>? Boy Producer? Mister WinanEmmy, Social Conscience, <u>Whaleshit</u>, save therainforest, Liberal hireaconvict <u>shithead</u>? Mister AffirmativeAction Peacnik. Commie... <u>shithead</u>....? |
... and he spent the last twelve years in a Milit&ry Prison... |
How do we explain <u>that</u>? |
What about him? |
Well, he doesn't have his Green Card. He Doesn't have his Greencard. |
... you want Schumann saved by an Illegal Alien...? |
Well, what do you want to do about it? What do you... |
Stanley, you can't do this.... |
Could we have you in here, please...7 |
Waal, Mr. Moss, I wouldn't.... |
You wouldn't be here if it wasn't true. It's true, right? |
Alright, well, alright: geopolitically... |
We've just found out They Have the Bomb. We've Just Found Out They Have The <u>Bomb</u>, aaaand... No, No wait a second, no, no, wait a second, No. The Bomb's not... it's not <u>there</u> because they'd have to have a rocket and that shit n'they're a buncha wogs it's ... it's a <u>suitcase</u> Bomb. Ooookay. It's a <u... |
You know what? This is good. This is terrific, and I'll tell you why: it's <u>cost effective</u>. This is.... |
It's <u>producing</u>. |
No, this is great. |
I could tell you stories: Cecil B. Demille: Alright? The Greatest Show on Earth: He needs an elephant, |
Ames here. <u>Yessir</u>... |
Okay. Okay. The <u>Suitcase</u> Bomb... |
The <u>thinking</u> is, as of this moment, <u>Terrorism</u>... ...they're getting a Good Reaction on the "Albania" thing... |
Hello, <u>King</u>. How the heck <u>are</u> you...? <u>Get</u> out... <u>Get</u> out... Well, man, you fall in love like a <u>Hillbilly</u>... Ditch the wife, toss the kids in the Pickup, Listen, King: <u>Get</u> your fat redneck ass out here, <u>willya</u>... |
...but the President wonders about the Possible Albanian Backlash... |
Y'see, <u>this</u> is what Producing is: you put me in a <u>Room</u>... |
...and he's got a <u>negative</u> rating of... |
King, we've got to be on the streets in... |
NY Times, Washington Post, War, War, War. Times got the girlscout page twelve, Post in Section Two.... Horses in MidStream...? |
I don't think you're gonna need it. |
Well, we paid for it, we got the guys on a retainer. |
They got the guys on a <u>retainer</u>, it's cheaper, <u>pay</u>'em, but don't lettem touch it... Let'em leave us alone. |
What can it hurt. |
What can it hurt is they offend me. |
Okay. Here's what we're gonna do. |
I need a little bit of <u>help</u>...? |
Miss, we are going to ask you to sign this little sheet of <u>paper</u>... |
And...she's not an Illegal Immigrant? Is she? Can I see her "chart?" Because... |
Gonna be fine. Gonna be fine, people? Are we getting there...? |
A small, "calico" kitten, sir. "Calico." |
...can we have a white one...? |
Can we have a white one, please... |
A new <u>take</u> on the... Well, sir, we're coming back, we'd like you to try it out, this evening... |
Listen to what I've ... listen to... does anybody know Morse Code? |
...this is a snappy song.... |
What'd ya think? |
Hey, hey, I'm just the Producer, I'm just the <u>Stationmaster</u>, Johnny Green wrote that song, and... |
All we have to do now is sell it to the President. |
Mr. President, this is St... |
Hi, How are ya? <u>Listen</u> to this, willya... |
...mmm? |
It's the gratitude of your <u>party</u>, and of your <u>President</u>... |
Izzat the thing... |
Indeed it is. |
...The Albanian Campaign... |
...like the <u>sound</u> of it, eh... |
We've got to put that, into the Inaugural. "I have here, a ribbon. You haven't seen it before, and you will not see it too often <u>now</u>. For it is the Proud Possession of a few, a very few Men and Women... it is the Ribbon of the Albanian Campaign...." |
Wilfred, that's not bad. |
He, uh, has he been in the "jail" long? |
...twelve years. |
Much more...uh, he have much more time to "serve?" |
Yeeaahhh... Ohmigod ... ohmigod... ohmigod... |
...and... |
And? NO. I don't wanna know. What do you <u>mean</u> "and..."? |
Look, look, look.... He's fine, as long as he has his medication. |
What happens if he doesn't have his medication? |
He's not fine. |
Well, get on the phone, and <u>get</u> it... |
You know, I think you people are looking at this All Wrong. If you look at the <u>backstory</u> the guy's coming back from Combat and Torture. Of <u>course</u> he is gonna be ... uh ... uh ... "fucked up". Of <u>Course</u> he's gonna "need a little help"... |
Oh, Lord.... |
<u>IT DESTROYED THE ELECTORAL PROCESS</u>. |
Come on. |
...where? |
Come on. |
...his Triumphal Plane. Shot Down. |
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