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didn’t think that this would happen so quickly.
TRAVIS: Faced with our own mortality.
LAURA: Frumpkin point two.
MARISHA: Yeah, he updates overnight as long as
he’s plugged in, right?
LIAM: Hold on, I have to see if Frumpkin is still
here.
TRAVIS: Must be plugged in and connected to Wifi.
MARISHA: Type in your passcode if you agree to the
terms.
LIAM: One hit point of damage?
MATT: Yes.
LIAM: He’s still here.
MATT: There you go. Frumpkin immediately darts off
jumps on your shoulder, turns around and
(hisses).
LIAM: So you don’t like cats, I understand that.
MATT: “Sorry, it caught me off-guard.”
LIAM: Well I was trying to sample the merchandise
for you. Because if it was just a cat it was just
a cat, but this one– changes to my other
shoulder– he’s a magic cat.
MATT: “Okay.”
LIAM: You can roll him in mud, he comes back
clean. He disappears, he reappears, he brings you
things.
MATT: “Can you make him go away?”
LIAM: Gone.
MATT: “Thank you. Now we can continue to talk
money.”
LIAM: Here’s what I propose. I do not have ten
gold at the moment. But it doesn’t feel like you
get a lot of thoroughfare here, so I’m going to
come back to purchase this later. That’s it.
That’s the end of my spiel; that’s all I’ve got.
I’m interested, and thank you for giving me the
time.
MATT: “Of course. Sorry about your cat, friend.”
LIAM: It’s okay. Nott?
SAM: Have I heard all of this conversation?
MATT: You’ve been hearing all of it, but you’ve
also found, amongst the chaos, a brass baby bottle
that’s fairly dented, but it’s very shiny and
polished, you can already see on the inside. You
find a new flask, actually. It’s very tarnished,
but you spit and rub it a little bit. It looks to
be of very fine metallic material. You’re not
entirely sure, you’d have to clean it, but it
looks like very nice quality material.
SAM: All right. I’ll try to trade my flask with
that flask.
MATT: Make a sleight of hand check.
TRAVIS: Indiana Jones style.
SAM: 22!
TALIESIN: How?!
SAM: Wait. More. No, that’s right. 22.
MATT: Now, your flask, which still has liquor in
it, is left behind for the empty flask you
receive. However, without an instance of anyone