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LIAM: That guy does not speak Zemnian!
MATT: No, he does not.
LIAM: Let’s go back to the hotel, shall we?
SAM: Let’s do it.
MATT: While they’re away, you guys wait there for
a bit, getting stir crazy in the process of
waiting in your room. Jester and Beauregard,
there’s a knock at your door.
LAURA: Hello?
MATT: “Please open, it’s Crownsguard.”
LAURA: Hold on, I’m naked!
(whispering) Yeah, I don’t know. Do you
want to put clothes on?
Should we take our clothes off?
MARISHA: Did you say that because you wanted to
tell me something?
LAURA: No, I just wanted to make them wait. Okay,
I’m dressed now!
MARISHA: I like that. We’re giving them–
authority. Got the upper hand. Okay.
LAURA: It’s a power play.
MARISHA: Do we invite them in or are we going
to–? You open the door. I’m going to sit,
unassuming, on the bed.
LAURA: Sit! Come in, please.
MARISHA: Oh!
MATT: The door opens, and there are two
crownsguards there, standing, shields to the
side.
LAURA: Oh hello, I wasn’t expecting you.
MARISHA: Oh, yeah, hi.
MATT: “We’re here to notify you that the
investigation is ongoing. You will not be needed
"today. Please remain in your premises. Be back
tomorrow.”
TRAVIS: Jury summon.
MARISHA: Bullshit! Jury duty shit! Goddamn it!
TALIESIN: We are at D&D Jury Duty.
MATT: Yes you are.
MARISHA: Seven dollars a day? What is this shit?
LAURA: Can I ask you a question before you leave?
MATT: “Yes, what is your question?”
LAURA: Are you guys going to be the same people
coming back tomorrow?
MATT: “Possibly.”
LAURA: What is your names?
MATT: They look at each other, look back at you.
“I am Jonas.” The other guy pipes up, he’s a
little younger, he goes, “I am Lucas.”
LAURA: Jonas and Lucas, very good names.
MARISHA: You guys should start a band. Like a boy
band or something.
LAURA: Yeah, that’d be good. Girls would go crazy.
If you guys want to play some games tomorrow,
we’ll just be here!
MATT: “Very well! Have a good day.” They look at
each other like, “What?” and close the door.
LAURA: I shouldn’t have offered the game. What if