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look, and be like, I’ve absolutely been talking
shit. You’re both terrible. I give them both a
kiss on the head and keep walking.
MATT: Okay. They both, “All right, so what are you
trying to do?”
MARISHA: What am I trying to do? I’m trying to
figure out who’s behind all this so that we can
keep moving on with our lives.
MATT: “All right, well, get it over with. Soon as
this is done, we’re out.”
TALIESIN: They may not let us leave. They may be
killing us all.
MATT: “They’re not going to kill us all!” The
other goes, “They’re not going to kill us all.”
TALIESIN: They’re weird out there. They’re very
weird out there.
MATT: (sighs)
MARISHA: Your guys’ performance was amazing, by
the way.
MATT: “Thanks.”
MARISHA: I loved it.
SAM: We’re stealthing over to that tent, by the
way.
LAURA: I thought we were stealthing over to the
main tent.
SAM: The one with Ornna in it.
TALIESIN: Ornna’s in the tent with us.
MATT: Oh, you guys are going to the main tent.
LAURA: I wanted to get to the main tent to see if
I could sense any evil in the big, main tent.
SAM: Oh, you want to swoop by the main tent?
LAURA: But if it’s really far away.
MATT: Not too far away from where you were,
because you’re backing out the side of it. So you
can go ahead and stealth around. Make a stealth
check.
LAURA: Oh, god. Please no one, please no whammies.
TALIESIN and LAURA: Big money.
SAM: I’m fine.
LAURA: Natural 20!
MATT: Nice, and what did you get?
SAM: 22.
MATT: The two of you, without issue, make your way
around towards the large tent without being seen.
SAM: Any evil?
LAURA: I’m sensing it.
MATT: Nothing.
SAM: Goddamn it.
LAURA: No fucking evil!
SAM: It’s Ornna! We know who it is! We know who
the killer is!
TALIESIN: While you’re talking to the twins, I’ll
be talking to Ornna. Oh, for fuck’s sake.
MATT: “To be honest, if it’s any easier, it’s
probably Gustav.”
TALIESIN: It’s not fucking Gustav.
MATT: “It probably is, you shut up. He’s a prick,
he doesn’t know what he’s doing, he’s going to run
this whole carnival into the ground. I don’t want
to take the fall for it, we all get away on this.