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LAURA: Why did you turn that guy into a zombie? |
SAM: Who do you work for! |
TALIESIN: Ornna, Ornna. |
MARISHA: Insight check on the Knot sisters! |
MATT: Go for it. |
SAM: They’ve got Nazi in their name! |
MARISHA: What?! |
SAM: Knot seesters. |
MARISHA: Natural 20! |
[all exclaiming] |
LIAM: Whispers! |
LAURA: The first whisper! |
MARISHA: Give me that sweet whisper! |
SAM: Guys, I don’t know about you. But my stats |
are so neat because of D&D Beyond tonight. |
LIAM: There’s no pencil smudges. |
SAM: No, I know right now I’ve got 14 of 15 hit |
points. |
TRAVIS: It opens, it closes, you can see your |
spells when you need to see them without |
flipping. |
TALIESIN: I’ve got a little iPad button on the |
back of my pen, it’s quite nice. |
SAM: Start talking, or this gnome– nope! Goblin! |
Starts biting. |
MATT: Ornna goes, “To be perfectly honest, I have |
no idea what’s going on. Y'all just came in here, |
started throwing accusations at me. Gustav got |
arrested. Bosun got arrested. Molly got |
arrested, I’m glad you got off that. But to be |
perfectly honest, this whole thing’s a shit show. |
And the circus is probably not going to be the |
same after this.” |
LAURA: Insight check on the– |
MATT: Insight check on Ornna. |
LIAM: My cat is on patrol because we’ve been |
standing with our dicks in our hands for a long |
time. |
MATT: Yeah, I’m sorry. |
LIAM: No! I’m not complaining, but I would have |
sent the cat out. |
LAURA: Seven. |
MATT: Kind of hard to read. She seems genuinely |
frustrated and caught off guard by this. |
LAURA: I think she’s telling the truth. |
TALIESIN: Ornna, you might as well come clean, |
this is classic you. |
MATT: She looks at you. “Molly.” |
TALIESIN: I’m just trying to– |
MATT: “Fuck you.” |
TALIESIN: Oh, fuck you, too. It’s no secret that |
Ornna and Gustav have their differences, but this |
ridiculous. I mean, she knows damn well that half |
the circus would leave if he got fucking arrested |
and died. |
MATT: “You’re for real worried about this? You |
really think who it could be? Let’s play. Gustav: |
he’s an idiot. But he’s not a murderer. Bosun: bit |
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