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LAURA: Why did you turn that guy into a zombie?
SAM: Who do you work for!
TALIESIN: Ornna, Ornna.
MARISHA: Insight check on the Knot sisters!
MATT: Go for it.
SAM: They’ve got Nazi in their name!
MARISHA: What?!
SAM: Knot seesters.
MARISHA: Natural 20!
[all exclaiming]
LIAM: Whispers!
LAURA: The first whisper!
MARISHA: Give me that sweet whisper!
SAM: Guys, I don’t know about you. But my stats
are so neat because of D&D Beyond tonight.
LIAM: There’s no pencil smudges.
SAM: No, I know right now I’ve got 14 of 15 hit
points.
TRAVIS: It opens, it closes, you can see your
spells when you need to see them without
flipping.
TALIESIN: I’ve got a little iPad button on the
back of my pen, it’s quite nice.
SAM: Start talking, or this gnome– nope! Goblin!
Starts biting.
MATT: Ornna goes, “To be perfectly honest, I have
no idea what’s going on. Y'all just came in here,
started throwing accusations at me. Gustav got
arrested. Bosun got arrested. Molly got
arrested, I’m glad you got off that. But to be
perfectly honest, this whole thing’s a shit show.
And the circus is probably not going to be the
same after this.”
LAURA: Insight check on the–
MATT: Insight check on Ornna.
LIAM: My cat is on patrol because we’ve been
standing with our dicks in our hands for a long
time.
MATT: Yeah, I’m sorry.
LIAM: No! I’m not complaining, but I would have
sent the cat out.
LAURA: Seven.
MATT: Kind of hard to read. She seems genuinely
frustrated and caught off guard by this.
LAURA: I think she’s telling the truth.
TALIESIN: Ornna, you might as well come clean,
this is classic you.
MATT: She looks at you. “Molly.”
TALIESIN: I’m just trying to–
MATT: “Fuck you.”
TALIESIN: Oh, fuck you, too. It’s no secret that
Ornna and Gustav have their differences, but this
ridiculous. I mean, she knows damn well that half
the circus would leave if he got fucking arrested
and died.
MATT: “You’re for real worried about this? You
really think who it could be? Let’s play. Gustav:
he’s an idiot. But he’s not a murderer. Bosun: bit