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SAM: We’re fighting already?
MARISHA: Oh, natural 20!
SAM: Nope!
I rolled her dice, it was a one, I’m never
rolling it again.
LAURA: Oh! Yours rolled a one, too.
(laughter)
TRAVIS: We rolled low. Level two!
LAURA: Oh no, oh no!
MATT: All righty. 20 to 15.
MARISHA: 24.
MATT: Beau at the top. 15 to 10?
LIAM: Elf. 11.
SAM: Is that German?
LIAM: Ja.
MATT: Ten to five.
SAM: Five.
TALIESIN: Eight. That’s a number.
MATT: That it is. You?
TRAVIS: Nope. Three.
LIAM: Three!
LAURA: You have three initiative? What’s your
initiative?
LIAM: What’s your modifier?
TRAVIS: Zero.
MATT: So. Five.
LIAM: Holy. Shit.
MATT: The good news is they didn’t roll very high,
either, but still better than a lot of you. And
then three and three?
LAURA: No, I’m four.
MATT: Okay, there we go.
TRAVIS: You’re one, right?
SAM: I have five. One plus four.
LIAM: And you’re one plus nothing?
LAURA: One plus three.
MATT: You watch as these two zombified guards,
their brass-colored scale armor clanking as their
forms rise up, looking around, peer past the
shadowed darkness around the campfire lighting the
interior. The horses grow nervous as you watch
both Caleb and Fjord emerge from the tent right in
their sights. You watch as they both
begin to lumber in your direction.
TRAVIS: Son of a bitch.
SAM: You guys are out in the open?
LAURA: Yeah, they’re just sitting there.
LIAM: We just walked out of the tent door and are
looking at that.
TRAVIS: Thank god there’s that cart right there.
LIAM: We’re safe.
MATT: They come right up to you.
LAURA: They are fast moving zombies!
MATT: Well, that’s all it can do. It dashed. It