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lurches towards them. They move a little bit
quicker than you’d expect, but not necessarily
that quick. They both spend their full turns
trying to close the gap. For the horses–
LIAM: Is that one five or ten feet away from me?
The horses immediately freak out
and start running this direction in a gallop.
LIAM: Oh, damn it.
TRAVIS: There goes that idea.
TALIESIN: It was such a good idea.
SAM: The horses have better initiative
than all of us.
MATT: That’s going to go ahead and end their go.
Beau, you’re up.
MARISHA: I turn to Jester and Molly. Fucking– we
probably shouldn’t kill crownsguard, even if it’s
a zombie. Should we go after the toad?
LAURA: We should probably kill the zombies because
anybody that gets bitten by a zombie turns into
another zombie!
MARISHA: I don’t want to be a guard killer. All
right, fine.
TALIESIN: I don’t want to be a fucking zombie.
TRAVIS: We just can’t be here.
MARISHA: Can I peek out and see the
guard-zombies?
TALIESIN: They did run by.
MATT: You watch them as you peek under the tent
and they both just ran to the right.
MARISHA: Can I crawl out from under the tent and
clear the gap with them and get up to them?
TALIESIN: Oh, fancy.
SAM: Cool map.
MATT: That’s as close as you can get right there.
You can go into a dash if you wanted to engage
directly.
MARISHA: Oh, man, I don’t know what to do.
TRAVIS: It’s all right. Work it out.
MATT: Actually, this is my fault. I rolled for the
zombies to see who they saw first, but technically
their turn hadn’t come up yet. That’s my fault,
because their initiative is lower in the order, so
we’re going to retcon a little bit of that. That’s
still there.
TRAVIS: (singing) Rewind!
MATT: Because your initiative was super high.
That’s totally my bad. It’s early enough in the
combat where it’s not going to make a huge
difference. But you do watch as they turn and they
look past the direction like they’re ready to dart
towards the actual large carnival tent.
LAURA: Now I just want to do Hamilton with all our
character voices.
MARISHA: After Jester trying to help me, can I
close the gap to this guy?
MATT: You can at this point, yeah. It’s two
squares to get there.
TRAVIS: Look at that mini!
LAURA: Oh, you’re out there all by yourself!
Beau!
MARISHA: It’s cool, man.