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MARISHA: Whack with the stick. |
MATT: Make an animal handling check. |
TRAVIS: Please roll bad. If there is any |
justice in the world… |
MARISHA: It’s not great. Thanks, Travis. Thanks. Six. |
SAM: Six? To hit a horse? |
MARISHA: Correctly hit a horse! |
LAURA: The horse whimpers; you hurt a horse. |
MATT: What’s your armor class? |
MARISHA: 17. |
MATT: 17? As soon as you hit it, there’s a |
(whinny) and there’s a split-second where you watch |
its back leg muscle twitch, and you duck out of the |
way just as its back hooves (whoosh) past your face. |
TALIESIN: I’m going to walk over to the horses and– |
they’re trained horses. |
MATT: Yeah. |
TALIESIN: I’m going to go whisper in their ear and |
give them a little pat. |
MATT: Make an animal handling check. |
LAURA: You rolled shit, too! |
TALIESIN: Nine. |
TRAVIS: Horses are our new door! |
LIAM: Drops a couple of horse apples. |
TALIESIN: I didn’t get advantage on that because I knew |
the animals, did I? |
MATT: No. You knew the animals, but you weren’t |
the animal handler. |
LAURA: I use Thaumaturgy and I make the sound of |
like a predator behind them. |
MATT: Okay. I’ll give you an animal handling check |
with advantage, because it’s fun. |
TALIESIN: I’m into this. |
LAURA: Okay, 13! |
MATT: 13! It’s above a ten, guys! Awesome! |
ALL: (chanting) Level two! |
TALIESIN: This is Romper Room! |
MATT: Yeah, I know! With a crack, and a heavy |
echoing snarling sound in the vicinity, both |
horses kick up and go into a full gallop sprint |
away from the direction of you, the cart being |
dragged behind it. They continue to go into the |
shadow. You don’t know how long they’re going to go. |
LIAM: I cast Thaumaturgy! (quacks) |
MATT: By the time you guys make it back to the |
inn– |
LAURA: Those ducks are scary! |
MATT: Are you guys being careful, or are you just |
walking back? |
LAURA: We’re being careful. |
MATT: I’d like you all to roll a stealth check, |
please. |
TRAVIS: I’m going to use Mask of Many Faces to |
make myself look old. |
TALIESIN: Natural 20. |
SAM: What was that? I don’t even know what that |
was. |
TALIESIN: Look at all that stuff! |
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