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LAURA: I’m going to– Does anybody have shitty stealth?
TALIESIN: I can’t even see myself with this
roll.
LIAM: I do, but I rolled 12.
LAURA: Well okay, I was going to give anybody
advantage, but here you go.
SAM: Thank you.
LAURA: Wow, that was bad.
LIAM: You have advantage, right? Roll again!
SAM: I already rolled once.
TRAVIS: 18, but I’m also–
LIAM: 16.
MARISHA: 17.
LAURA: 18.
TALIESIN: Technically, my stealth would be 23.
SAM: 11.
MATT: All right, that’s fine. You manage to make
it to the Nestled Nook Inn without any prying eyes
seeing too deeply into your movement. You get back
to your rooms as the very faint distant change of
black night begins to turn to the faintest of blue
of morning curling over. You guys go to your
respective rooms, and you take a rest?
LAURA: We should go to sleep.
LIAM: I’m going to dig some charcoal out of the
remains of the fire in the common room and then go
to bed.
MATT: Okay. The owner watches you do that and
she’s just, “Whatever.”
LIAM: Don’t thank me. Lovely inn. Good night.
MATT: “Don’t get anything else dirty!”
LIAM: Just going to draw some dicks!
MATT: You guys complete a long rest.
TRAVIS: We made it!
SAM: One day down. Two days down!
LAURA: Do we reset our max hit points when we take
a long rest?
MATT: Your max hit points? I mean, your max hit
points are your max hit points.
TALIESIN: When you hit ‘long rest’, it should
auto-reset.
SAM: With D&D Beyond, it does the work for you.
LIAM: Wait, is there a rest button?
SAM: There is, there are two rest buttons, Liam.
LIAM: Where are they?
SAM: They’re down towards the bottom, short rest
or long rest.
LIAM: Whoa!
LAURA: I fell asleep in my sketchbook, halfway
through my drawing of the two zombie guards making out.
SAM: Gross. Were they dead?
LAURA: They’re zombies, so yeah!
TALIESIN: Slightly hotter, okay.
LAURA: One arm is like off to the side.
TALIESIN: Way hotter.
MATT: With full rests completed, consciousness
comes to on the outside of Jester’s room with the