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LAURA: Does it say anything about it hiding in
water?
LIAM: No.
LAURA: Does it say anything about it liking the
sound of song?
LIAM: It does not.
LAURA: Is it related at all to the periwinkles you
were talking about before?
TALIESIN: It’s not possible he’s trying to head
back to Xhorhas, is it? I said out loud.
TRAVIS: I think we saw both the fast and the
slow feeding methods.
TALIESIN: Kylre was not a talker.
LAURA: Does it say how to kill it?
TRAVIS: Yeah, weaknesses? Vulnerabilities?
TALIESIN: Stabbing?
LAURA: Well, most fiends are weak to holy damage,
right?
MATT: Make a religion check.
TALIESIN: Can I also do this? I’m thinking about
everything I hear.
MATT: Sure, I’ll let you roll for it.
SAM: They have a vulnerability to poppyseed
muffins.
TALIESIN: Nine.
LAURA: 14.
MATT: You don’t get the idea that most devils or
demons have a vulnerability to radiant or holy
damage. Some might, some don’t, but you’re
unable to take a bead on this. The book you have
is informative from an encyclopedia standpoint.
It’s sort of storytelling and an informative
thing, but it’s not a catalog about all the
aspects and details of each creature.
LIAM: Right, it’s a kid’s Encyclopedia Britannica,
and scanning through, I saw one thing that popped out.
MATT: Yeah, you were like, wait.
LIAM: May I ask with my intelligence score of 18
and the Keen Mind feat, could we say that Caleb is
a speed reader?
MATT: In comparison to some, maybe. You’re not
Johnny Five-style, I know kung-fu.
LIAM: Believably, not magic.
MATT: Yeah, you can read pretty quick, let’s say.
You spend a lot of time by yourself reading.
LAURA: “Reading.”
LIAM: Good times.
TRAVIS: In the bathroom.
TALIESIN: Clusters of semen all around you.
LIAM: It was still funny when it was just implied.
You can paint it across the wall.
TALIESIN: Always funny. Always.
LIAM: We’re talking about masturbation.
SAM: Jerking off.
(laughter)
LIAM: Would you say that Caleb is a speed-beater?
SAM: Roll for spanking.
MATT: From the window to the wall.
(laughter and groaning)