text stringlengths 0 90 |
|---|
LAURA: Does it say anything about it hiding in |
water? |
LIAM: No. |
LAURA: Does it say anything about it liking the |
sound of song? |
LIAM: It does not. |
LAURA: Is it related at all to the periwinkles you |
were talking about before? |
TALIESIN: It’s not possible he’s trying to head |
back to Xhorhas, is it? I said out loud. |
TRAVIS: I think we saw both the fast and the |
slow feeding methods. |
TALIESIN: Kylre was not a talker. |
LAURA: Does it say how to kill it? |
TRAVIS: Yeah, weaknesses? Vulnerabilities? |
TALIESIN: Stabbing? |
LAURA: Well, most fiends are weak to holy damage, |
right? |
MATT: Make a religion check. |
TALIESIN: Can I also do this? I’m thinking about |
everything I hear. |
MATT: Sure, I’ll let you roll for it. |
SAM: They have a vulnerability to poppyseed |
muffins. |
TALIESIN: Nine. |
LAURA: 14. |
MATT: You don’t get the idea that most devils or |
demons have a vulnerability to radiant or holy |
damage. Some might, some don’t, but you’re |
unable to take a bead on this. The book you have |
is informative from an encyclopedia standpoint. |
It’s sort of storytelling and an informative |
thing, but it’s not a catalog about all the |
aspects and details of each creature. |
LIAM: Right, it’s a kid’s Encyclopedia Britannica, |
and scanning through, I saw one thing that popped out. |
MATT: Yeah, you were like, wait. |
LIAM: May I ask with my intelligence score of 18 |
and the Keen Mind feat, could we say that Caleb is |
a speed reader? |
MATT: In comparison to some, maybe. You’re not |
Johnny Five-style, I know kung-fu. |
LIAM: Believably, not magic. |
MATT: Yeah, you can read pretty quick, let’s say. |
You spend a lot of time by yourself reading. |
LAURA: “Reading.” |
LIAM: Good times. |
TRAVIS: In the bathroom. |
TALIESIN: Clusters of semen all around you. |
LIAM: It was still funny when it was just implied. |
You can paint it across the wall. |
TALIESIN: Always funny. Always. |
LIAM: We’re talking about masturbation. |
SAM: Jerking off. |
(laughter) |
LIAM: Would you say that Caleb is a speed-beater? |
SAM: Roll for spanking. |
MATT: From the window to the wall. |
(laughter and groaning) |
Subsets and Splits
No community queries yet
The top public SQL queries from the community will appear here once available.