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SAM: We’re fine, we went out the front door.
MARISHA: Nope, it’s a one.
TRAVIS: It’s a nordic “7.”
LAURA: No!
TALIESIN: 18.
LAURA: 21.
SAM: We’re going out the front door.
MATT: All right.
MARISHA: I don’t know! You know, if it’s binary,
one means–
MATT: All right. Between the three of you making
the check that’s still a majority success. But you
do pop your ankle when you land.
MARISHA: Did you see the stink-eye he gave me?
LAURA: Don’t make comments after
he just was kind to us.
MATT: I was being kind! You sprained your ankle a
little bit as you land and you kind of hop behind
but the three of you make your way past the alley
without issue.
SAM: Does she have disadvantage on all checks
for the next two days?
MATT: No.
(laughter)
SAM: That’s how I would rule it.
TALIESIN: This is why we don’t have you as DM.
MARISHA: This ankle is affecting my wisdom! It’s
reaching into my family’s history!
LIAM: Dungeons & Dragons is about punishment.
MATT: The three of you dart on the outside and
make your way down the alley behind what looks to
be a cluster of empty rain barrels that are set up
to catch during storms, and you appear to have
managed to just avoid the sight of the guarding
crownsguard on the outside of the inn. Caleb and
Nott, what are you guys doing?
LIAM: We’re scouting the way nonchalantly, I would
imagine.
SAM: I’m real! I’m with you!
MATT: So they darted off into the alley, what are
you guys doing?
LIAM: We could make our way to the outskirts of
town.
SAM: I said that I would be on lookout duty, so
I’m just peering– Wait they went to the alley to
go?
MATT: While he was distracting them, you saw the
guard leave with Fjord.
SAM: We’ll go with, right?
LIAM: No, we can stay in the open. I send Frumpkin
up into the air over the party, 100 feet in the air.
SAM: We’re just going out in the open to the
water.
TALIESIN: We can also follow the bird.
MARISHA: Yeah, I was going to say, why don’t you
guys lead the way, and you guys give us a signal
if you guys see a guard.
MATT: You aren’t there. You haven’t caught up with
them yet, they’re still out in the open.