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her that she’s a small husk. |
TALIESIN: Toya’s not a fully-grown adult woman. |
SAM: She’s a tiny full-grown person! |
TALIESIN: She’s a dwarf. |
SAM: Oh, she’s just a dwarf? Oh, okay, that makes |
more sense, actually, when you say it that way. It |
seemed like she was shrunken down from magic! |
TALIESIN: That is so offensive. |
LIAM: Perhaps this girl Toya is his baby’s bottle, |
and then once in a while he wants an extra snack. |
TALIESIN: I think you’re right, but I don’t know |
how he’s managed to go this long. Why now, and why |
in front of all those people? |
LAURA: What if he’s like one of those creatures |
that lives on the bottom of the sea, and she’s not |
actually even a person, she’s like this light |
thing that dangles in front of– |
SAM: One of his tentacles! |
LAURA: Yeah! |
TRAVIS: He has tentacles now. |
SAM: Not just tentacles, dwarf tentacles! |
LIAM: Fucking anime actors. |
(laughter) |
SAM: Let’s go. I think we know all we need to know. |
TALIESIN: I think he is a fiend. I think he is |
feeding off her. The rest of it I’m not sure. |
MARISHA: You never noticed Toya acting weird? You |
were never like, “Oh, this is a strange–” |
TALIESIN: Have you met us? We’re all a bit weird, |
and you don’t ask a ton of questions. |
MARISHA: Yeah, but there’s a difference between |
“quirky” weird and “Oh, I think this person’s life |
"force is being siphoned away from them” weird. |
TALIESIN: There is. It’s the difference between |
being in a carnival and not being in a carnival. |
MARISHA: Then why were you with the carnival? |
TALIESIN: Because I’m weird! |
MARISHA: (groaning) |
SAM: That tracks. That fully tracks. |
TALIESIN: I mean, it’s putting together. He was |
never that talkative. I don’t know. I don’t like it. |
LIAM: Well, what are we doing? |
MARISHA: Let’s go find the damn toad! |
TRAVIS: Can I use Mask of Many Faces to change |
into that older gray-haired farmer? |
MATT: Sure. Easy enough. The sun is close to |
setting. you’ve got about another 30 minutes |
or so before it sets. |
SAM: Let’s go. |
LAURA: I bless you. |
SAM: Gesundheit. On the way out, can I grab some |
booze from the bar to fill up my platinum flask? |
Or to fill it up a little? |
MATT: Okay, we’ll say for that, that’ll run you |
about– Fine liquor? About two silver pieces. |
SAM: Great. I’ll mark it down. |
MATT: It’s a hefty flask, too. |
TRAVIS: Using D&D Beyond. |
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