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her that she’s a small husk.
TALIESIN: Toya’s not a fully-grown adult woman.
SAM: She’s a tiny full-grown person!
TALIESIN: She’s a dwarf.
SAM: Oh, she’s just a dwarf? Oh, okay, that makes
more sense, actually, when you say it that way. It
seemed like she was shrunken down from magic!
TALIESIN: That is so offensive.
LIAM: Perhaps this girl Toya is his baby’s bottle,
and then once in a while he wants an extra snack.
TALIESIN: I think you’re right, but I don’t know
how he’s managed to go this long. Why now, and why
in front of all those people?
LAURA: What if he’s like one of those creatures
that lives on the bottom of the sea, and she’s not
actually even a person, she’s like this light
thing that dangles in front of–
SAM: One of his tentacles!
LAURA: Yeah!
TRAVIS: He has tentacles now.
SAM: Not just tentacles, dwarf tentacles!
LIAM: Fucking anime actors.
(laughter)
SAM: Let’s go. I think we know all we need to know.
TALIESIN: I think he is a fiend. I think he is
feeding off her. The rest of it I’m not sure.
MARISHA: You never noticed Toya acting weird? You
were never like, “Oh, this is a strange–”
TALIESIN: Have you met us? We’re all a bit weird,
and you don’t ask a ton of questions.
MARISHA: Yeah, but there’s a difference between
“quirky” weird and “Oh, I think this person’s life
"force is being siphoned away from them” weird.
TALIESIN: There is. It’s the difference between
being in a carnival and not being in a carnival.
MARISHA: Then why were you with the carnival?
TALIESIN: Because I’m weird!
MARISHA: (groaning)
SAM: That tracks. That fully tracks.
TALIESIN: I mean, it’s putting together. He was
never that talkative. I don’t know. I don’t like it.
LIAM: Well, what are we doing?
MARISHA: Let’s go find the damn toad!
TRAVIS: Can I use Mask of Many Faces to change
into that older gray-haired farmer?
MATT: Sure. Easy enough. The sun is close to
setting. you’ve got about another 30 minutes
or so before it sets.
SAM: Let’s go.
LAURA: I bless you.
SAM: Gesundheit. On the way out, can I grab some
booze from the bar to fill up my platinum flask?
Or to fill it up a little?
MATT: Okay, we’ll say for that, that’ll run you
about– Fine liquor? About two silver pieces.
SAM: Great. I’ll mark it down.
MATT: It’s a hefty flask, too.
TRAVIS: Using D&D Beyond.