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TALIESIN: Yeah. A big nice shiny object to
distract.
MATT: Where’s Fjord going? Because we’re about to
go into combat.
TALIESIN: Are we all pulling against the walls?
MARISHA: Where is Fjord going? Make Fjord go by
the gate, maybe. Back a bit. Then Beau is going to
take out those ball bearings.
ASHLEY: Can we put Jester in the corner?
MATT: Jester can back up there.
MARISHA: Let’s not kill our friends’ D&D
characters.
MATT: I need all of you to roll initiative.
MARISHA: If we still have a bit of an action, I’m
going to toss my bag of ball bearings and try and
throw a bunch of ball bearings right here.
LIAM: Sam, can you take a new picture and send it
to me?
MATT: You throw the ball bearings out clattering.
As that happens, the legs, which are still out,
rear backward and they retract as it runs itself
rolling forward in your direction, ricocheting off
that wall. The ball bearings, as it grinds across
the bottom, get fired off like small impact
bullets from the grinding of the metal plates and
the force of it hitting. I need both Nott and Beau
to make dexterity saving throws.
SAM: Oh god! Save? 21.
MATT: 21.
MARISHA: Oh wait, not with advantage, or no?
MATT: Not with advantage. Just a single roll.
MARISHA: Okay, 18 then.
MATT: You guys both manage to just duck out of the
way, they don’t seem to hit you. It’s only a
handful of them that upon the impact of it hitting
stone and being pressured beneath, they shoot off
in your direction.
MARISHA: Molly, ball bearings didn’t work! Rolling
for initiative?
MATT: Initiative rolls, guys. Roll for yourself,
Beau, and then roll for Jester and Fjord as well.
TALIESIN: I’ll roll for Jester.
MARISHA: I’m rolling for Fjord.
MATT: 25 to 20?
MARISHA: Hang on.
TALIESIN: So fucked.
MARISHA: Sorry. Another person’s character.
MATT: 25 to 20 anybody? 20 to 15?
ASHLEY: 19.
SAM: Whoa! Who are you?
ASHLEY: I don’t know! But I don’t know what to do
this early on.
TALIESIN: It’s going to be a lot of dodging.
MATT: 15 to ten?
MARISHA: Fjord is 14. Beau is ten.
MATT: All right. Ten to five?
SAM: Seven.
LIAM: Six.