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TALIESIN: Seven for me as well. And Jester is
six.
MATT: Caleb and Jester are in the same–
SAM: Caleb and Jester are six, Molly and Nott are
both seven.
MATT: Seven, got it! Top of the round, as you see
it come riding and curve around the corner and
slam into that wall, the stone bends inward even
further and bits of the masonry flake and fall off
to the ground, clattering and small bits of stone.
It turns, and you can see now the six spider-like
blade legs sticking out of it. Six more shoot out
of the top of it, and all begin whirling around
and begin spinning. There, amongst this chaos, you
see the lens sitting right there, just barely
peeking through its armored shell. Yasha, you’re
up first.
ASHLEY: Okay, I would like to rage.
MATT: All righty.
ASHLEY: It’s the time. Do I just go in?
SAM: This is it.
ASHLEY: Can I get to it?
MATT: (counting) You just barely get into its
range with your barbarian speed. You rush in,
anger on your face. You draw your Magician’s Judge
blade in the air.
ASHLEY: Oh no.
TALIESIN: Do you have advantage?
ASHLEY: I didn’t reckless. 11.
MATT: 11, unfortunately, does not hit. Your blade
scrapes across its armored exterior, not finding
purchase in any of its innards.
ASHLEY: Divine Fury, can you do it on the first or
only if the first–
MATT: The first attack that hits.
ASHLEY: That first attack that hits.
MATT: Correct.
ASHLEY: Can I use my extra attack?
MATT: Yeah, you get that every round.
ASHLEY: That’s better. That’s 21.
MATT: 21 hits! Roll damage.
SAM: This is it.
TALIESIN: We’re so fucked.
SAM: Kick it in the ball!
ASHLEY: Okay! 12.
MATT: You roll 2d6 for the weapon, 3d6 for the
Divine Fury. Oh no, it’s additional half your level.
ASHLEY: Yeah. Plus three. It’s 2d6 plus three.
MATT: 2d6 plus three, right?
ASHLEY: Yeah. So 12.
MATT: 12, and then your rage damage, which is
two.
ASHLEY: Oh right! Yeah, 14.
TALIESIN: Is it Divine Fury still?
ASHLEY: No, because that’s only the first.
MATT: Well no, it’s the first attack that hit.
That’s what I’m saying. You get Divine Fury for