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enough to the point where it looks like it’s not
going to function, maybe, but it’s going to need
some repairs.
SAM: I need a new crossbow, is what I need.
MATT: Well, there you go. As it turns around, the
front of it, where the lens is, the lens retracts
in. The plates in front suddenly open, leaving
this open, black, vacuous space, like a mouth or a
gate, opens in front. You hear this very high,
whirring, winding sound. You see sparks inside,
and a blast of heated shrapnel shoots outward in a
30 foot spray.
SAM: It can do that?!
MATT: Against both of you, right there.
SAM: Cleff, you madman.
MATT: I need you both to make a dexterity saving
throw, please.
SAM: Oh, rough. 12.
MARISHA: That’s not too bad. 22.
MATT: Success, so you take half damage.
MARISHA: Okay.
MATT: That is 25 points of piercing damage to you
Nott.
SAM: Because I hit it with my thing, do I no
longer have a reaction?
MATT: Correct.
SAM: Oh, shit.
MATT: Now you know about the reactions.
ASHLEY: 25 points of damage?
MATT: Of piercing damage, and halved for you, so
you take 12.
MARISHA: 12.
MATT: Its shrapnel blast is done. That’s the end
of its turn. That brings us to Beau. You’re up.
MARISHA: Okay. Being hit with hot shrapnel, I’m
going to do a cool pole vault over Nott.
MATT: Over this way?
MARISHA: I guess. Wait, where’s Yasha? Yasha’s
here?
MATT: Yasha’s prone on the ground.
MARISHA: I’ll get on the other side of where Yasha
will eventually be.
MATT: Oh, so around here?
MARISHA: Uh-huh. On this side of it.
MATT: You’re moving into melee?
MARISHA: Yep.
MATT: Got it.
MARISHA: Then attack!
MATT: Go for it.
MARISHA: Whack it with my stick. I’m going to try
and jam it up in between one of those gears.
TALIESIN: You also have the mouth you can throw
the tar up in there.
MARISHA: That’s terrible. That doesn’t hit, that’s
like, ten.
MATT: Ten misses. The first strike with your staff
just scrapes off of its armor, no impact.
MARISHA: I’m going to readjust and try and go for
it again. That’s the exact same roll. Those are