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(laughter) |
SAM: Useless! |
MATT: Not against some spells. |
MARISHA: Hey Molly, you want to mock this asshole |
to death? |
TALIESIN: I think it would still go poorly, but |
let’s see if it comes to it. |
MARISHA: Okay. I’m going to take my last attack. |
MATT: Okay, go for it. |
MARISHA: Still at advantage, right? |
MATT: Yep. |
MARISHA: Okay, I hit with a 15 plus seven, so a |
22. |
MATT: That hits. |
MARISHA: I have a d6 now. Five damage. |
MATT: Five damage reduced to two. This time, you |
hit with your fists. Again, it scrapes through the |
armor, and you’re bleeding at the knuckles from |
the impact. It’s hard to break through its shell. |
MARISHA: I’m feeling so useful, you guys. |
MATT: This is a rough fight for a monk at level |
five, unfortunately. |
TALIESIN: I got a crazy idea. |
MATT: That finish your turn, Beau? |
MARISHA: Yeah, I’m going to stay exactly where I |
am. |
MATT: Okay, that finishes Beau’s turn. Nott and |
Molly, you’re up. |
TALIESIN: You first, please. |
SAM: I’m going to scoot around and fire a crossbow |
at it. |
MATT: Go for it. |
SAM: That’s a 15 plus seven to hit. |
MATT: That hits. Go ahead and roll damage. |
SAM: Is it within melee and stuff? |
MATT: It is. |
SAM: Well, that wasn’t good at all! |
TALIESIN: Hey, Beau. |
SAM: That’s eight. |
MATT: Eight points of damage, reduce that in half |
because it’s a non-magical source. That’s four |
points of piercing to it. |
SAM: I’ll use my Fury Of The Small. That’s another |
five points. |
MARISHA: Are you using my friend’s success to try |
and make me feel better? |
TALIESIN: No, he actually only did four points of |
damage. Sam only did four. |
MARISHA: Oh, you’re trying to use my friend’s |
failure to make me feel better. |
MATT: It gets stuck in some of the gears. You see |
some sparks from the inside, but it doesn’t fully |
pierce its shell. |
SAM: Terrible. I can’t really do anything. You |
know what, I’ll take out my last burning bolt, |
that should be magical, load it up and fire that. |
MATT: Go for it. That is a magical bolt. |
SAM: But that doesn’t hit. I just wasted it. It’s |
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