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MATT: You do. So go ahead and make a constitution
check. With the damage taken, it has to be at
least a ten or higher.
LIAM: Hold on. I rolled a three.
MATT: No, and with that, the paw is broken.
SAM: (cat yowl)
MARISHA: Shit.
LIAM: Well, it’s still there. It’s just not
holding it. Wait, no, it’s gone.
MATT: No, it’s gone. You’ve lost concentration on
the spell. And it did recharge its shrapnel blast.
MARISHA: I was really wanting advantage on all my
attacks. Oh, but I have Yasha flanking. Okay.
MATT: That being the case, that’s going to finish
its turn. It’s going to stay put. Because the
blades now grind out again and begin whirring and
spinning around its orb-like body. That brings us
to Beau. Beau, at the top of your turn, because
you are within five feet of it, you automatically
take whirling blade damage by being in proximity.
LIAM: Matt, was that 17 points of damage?
MATT: That was, yes.
ASHLEY: I’m also in proximity.
MATT: Yes. So at the top of your turn, you’ll take
it as well. That’s six points of slashing damage
to you, Beau. Now take your turn.
MARISHA: Six. Apply changes. (singing) D&D Beyond!
SAM: My mustache is falling off, so I better hold
it on with another mustache.
TALIESIN: No, stop.
MATT: Fuck you, Sam!
MARISHA: Okay. I’m having internet problems. View.
Okay, I get advantage on this attack, right?
MATT: You do, because you’re flanking.
MARISHA: Okay, I’m going to try and once again get
up in those plates.
SAM: Get up under them plates!
MARISHA: That one’s cocked underneath. Okay!
MATT: A four and a six.
MARISHA: No, it was cocked underneath. It was
tilted.
MATT: Okay. That dice is weird for that because
then you rolled the d20 twice.
MARISHA: Then I won’t use it.
MATT: All right. So roll the second one.
MARISHA: Okay, 17 plus seven.
MATT: For the second strike?
MARISHA: I rolled both at the same– No, first to
strike.
MATT: The first roll you had was a four on the
top, so roll for your second die.
MARISHA: Okay.
MATT: Just keeping it kosher.
MARISHA: Okay. It’s still an 18.
MATT: 18 hits, yeah. Go ahead and make your strike
with your staff.
MARISHA: Okay. Four.
MATT: Four points of damage?