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opinion that if anybody asks us, it was your
brilliant idea to let us into that cell in the
first place to take care of this problem. If
anybody asks, we know who is absolutely
responsible for this.
LIAM: You picked us specifically.
SAM: Poppin Drokrusher.
TALIESIN: You saw something in us. You took a
chance, and we’re grateful for it.
MARISHA: And this guy will agree to that. Right,
Cleff? I elbow Cleff.
MATT: “Oh! Of course, great deal. Ooh, sternum,
it’s a bit pain–” Go ahead and make a persuasion
check with advantage.
TALIESIN: All right, come on, man. For fuck’s
sake. That’s a six.
MARISHA: Total?
MATT: A six.
TALIESIN: I don’t have any persuasion. I don’t
know why–
MATT: Why you keep leading these social
encounters?
TALIESIN: Somebody should pick up, but we don’t
have our talker here right now.
MATT: Well, you got a talker, but that’s okay. He
takes a keen look at you, goes over, and starts
thumbing through papers. Goes through his books,
picks one, and goes, “Schuster, Schuster,
"Schuster. All right, I found the report here.” He
turns the page, “That looks like they were
"arrested for false idol worship. That is not a
minor offense.”
LIAM: Look at it this way: one path we could take
is that you are the mastermind who hired the right
people for the job and everything is perfect. The
other path, we talk about how we came in and fixed
things you could not.
MATT: “The Schusters are still to serve a two-year
sentence, both of them. To pay the amount to bail
"them out would be, at this point, about 350 gold.
With the 200 that were offered, that would put you
"at a 150 bail amount should you wish to indeed pay
for these very important friends of yours.”
MARISHA: Well, considering you have a hunk of
metal down in your basement that is worth at least
100 gold worth of scrap that I’m sure the Assembly
Yard would love to have–
MATT: “And they will, because it’s still
technically commissioned originally by the prison,
"so we own the rights to its carcass. However, the
moment of negotiation is over. This is my price as
"it stands. Either you receive the 200 and walk
away, or you can continue to pay the bail and they
"will be released. That is up to you–”
LIAM: Ja, I think that’s a fair deal. Jester,
would you mind settling this debt for us?
TALIESIN: Yeah, that’s no problem. Jester will be
happy to pay.
(laughter)
TALIESIN: 150 gold?
MATT: 150 gold.
TALIESIN: Laura, you can text right now.
ASHLEY: Oh no!