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TALIESIN: That’s okay. Laura will text if she has
a problem with that.
MARISHA: Fjord can foot half, since he’s
sympathetic.
TALIESIN: Fjord will pay half! So 75 gold each.
MATT: That’s true.
MARISHA; Fjord says, “You know what? To keep them
out of that orphanage?”
LIAM: Your gold, Laura, or your maternal bond. You
choose!
TALIESIN: Seven. Okay. So that’s all right. Bump
bump. Oh, and look at that! It’s all done! Look at
that, it’s all done. That all happened!
MATT: Look at that. It’s beautiful.
MARISHA: He’s like, “No money was spent!”
TALIESIN: It’s as if it never was!
ASHLEY: What a bunch of assholes.
TALIESIN: That’s what you get for getting knocked
up, man. Right there. Sorry.
(laughter)
MATT: At this point, he–
MARISHA: Kids are expensive!
TALIESIN: Kids are a deep financial drain, man!
MATT: It’s true!
LIAM: Man, don’t I know it.
MATT: He accepts the coin, shouts out to– he
says, “Micahl!” And this female halfling comes
rushing in. He says, “I would like for you to
write a writ for me of success in clearing the
"lower regions of the prison under the watchful eye
of the Wardenhelm Poppin Drokrusher. I thank you.
"And also, could we please have sent up immediately
a,” he leans forward, “Gilda and Wallace Schuster.
"They are on the second level in cell 12B. They
have had their bail paid.” The halfling rushes
off, some of the guards leave with her, and about
20 or so minutes later you hear the footsteps
return and there you see this couple. They pull
forward, dirty, sallow, not very well-fed, but
alive, and they both look bewildered. The man,
who’s got a thick graying brown scruff and the
hair a bit shaken from his form, he glances up at
the rest of you. “I don’t understand what’s happening.”
SAM: It’s all right.
TALIESIN: We never understand what’s happening,
either.
MARISHA: Gilda? Wallace?
MATT: The woman looks over. She has this long,
curled, and tangled brownish-red hair. She goes,
“Is this true? We’re free?”
MARISHA: Why don’t we get outside and then we’ll
talk?
SAM: Let’s have a meat pie.
(laughter)
MATT: With that, you guide the now
no-longer-prisoners outside of the Gearhold
Prison, and as the small door opens to lead them
out into the late afternoon air, the sunlight hits
them. And you see them blink and wince, and then
look up and smile, as this is probably the first