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TALIESIN: We more or less got robbed last night
and you’re the first living human being that we’ve
seen– or, not human being.
ASHLY: Dwarf.
MARISHA: And by “robbed,” he means half of our
party got abducted. “Robbed?” That’s such a light
way of putting it.
ASHLY: Whoa! Your party got abducted? When?
MARISHA and TALIESIN: Last night.
ASHLY: Son of a bitch. Yeah, okay.
MARISHA: We were actually headed to the Run. It
does sound pretty cool.
ASHLY: All right.
SAM: I’m going to walk up next to Molly.
MARISHA: (shouts) Yeah, hey, Caleb! Nott!
MATT: This tiny figure, hooded, with wrappings,
and a creepy porcelain doll face that covers–
ASHLY: All right, I pull my hammer back out.
SAM: Should I kill her?
TALIESIN: Not yet. But keep it drawn.
ASHLY: So all you guys are trying to do right now
is to try to get these people back that got got?
Is that right?
LIAM: (shouts) They have great sentimental value!
SAM: You can come up now, Caleb.
LIAM: (shouts) No, I’m good!
TALIESIN: We’re having a very bad morning. I
apologize if we came off a little terse. All
right, fine.
MARISHA: We’re a little on edge, considering
family– I mean, party members– were abducted.
ASHLY: All right, I got a question. Does anyone
have booze?
SAM: (smug giggling)
TALIESIN: Oh no.
SAM: Why?
ASHLY: Because I’m more partial to talking… I’m
out. My flask is done.
SAM: Oh, your flask runs out?
ASHLY: Yes, weird creepy doll girl!
SAM: (smug giggling)
ASHLY: Can anyone explain this shit to me? The
fuck is happening right now?
SAM: Sorry.
LIAM: (calling) It’s complicated!
ASHLY: Can you come out of the bush?! Please?!
SAM: He’s very weak.
(laughter)
LIAM: Frumpkin lands on Nott’s shoulder.
MATT: A giant falcon (caw) lands.
ASHLY: Ah!
SAM: Don’t worry. It’s a cat, usually.
ASHLY: What?!
TALIESIN: I have an idea. We’ve all had a bit of a
morning. Let’s sit down. Have a drink. We can get