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you liquor. We can talk about anything you’ve seen
traveling on the road in the last day or two.
ASHLY: What’s your name? I like you.
TALIESIN: I’m Molly.
ASHLY: Pleasure.
TALIESIN: Is your name Pleasure, then?
ASHLY: No.
TALIESIN: Oh, okay. That would’ve been very
inconvenient parenting.
ASHLY: I’m trying this thing where I’m trying to
be more polite, and people say shit like that I guess.
TALIESIN: There’s weird parents that do things.
ASHLY: My name’s Keg.
SAM: Ooh!
ASHLY: As in powder or booze.
TALIESIN: Never mind. They’re very weird parents.
SAM: I like you already. Here, do you have a cup
or something I could pour into?
ASHLY: Yeah, I got a flask.
TALIESIN: Let’s sit.
SAM: All right, I’m going to take out my flask and
pour a good, healthy, half quantity. You have to
drink it fast. It will disappear soon.
ASHLY: What?
TALIESIN: Is that true?
SAM: Yes.
ASHLY: What the fuck is with you people? All
right, Keg knocks it back.
MATT: It’s harsh but functional.
ASHLY: Okay. I know who took your friends.
SAM: What? I am the greatest detective of all
times! I poured one drink, and I solved the case!
(laughter)
ASHLY: I know who took your friends. They’re not
nice people, as you may have gathered. Good thing
you were heading to Shadycreek Run because that’s
where they operate out of.
SAM: How do you know? Who are they?
ASHLY: I know. Okay? I know. I’m looking for them
too.
SAM: Did you lose someone?
ASHLY: (quietly) Yeah.
MARISHA: Wait, I thought you were coming from
Shadycreek Run.
ASHLY: No. I ain’t been there in a while.
MARISHA: Ah. But you’ve been there.
ASHLY: Yeah, I’ve been there. I know it pretty
well. It ain’t a nice place. It’s probably the
least nice place that you could all possibly go
to, so–
MARISHA: It’s named Shady.
ASHLY: Shady. Aptly named.
TALIESIN: Well we’re not necessarily nice people,
so that’ll work out fine.
LIAM: We are well traveled.
ASHLY: Okay. Are you tough? Because you don’t look
it.
SAM: (weak growl)