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from what you can see in the distance, its flesh
burning.
ASHLY: Is it dying?
MATT: It looks in a really bad place. At this
point in time, Molly and Caleb, you hear the
vibration as the ground bursts to the right and
left of you. Let me get the map, since that’s
where we’re going now.
SAM: Oh! Should we move this map?
MATT: Yeah, we’re going to move this map out of
the way.
SAM: Oh boy.
TALIESIN: Oh man.
ASHLY: Ah!
SAM: Oh gosh!
ASHLY: Ah jeez!
SAM: Ashly, welcome to the show.
ASHLY: Hey, thanks for having me, guys.
SAM: It’s been a while.
ASHLY: I know. It’s been a minute. Since your
one-shot, right?
SAM: Yes, but that doesn’t count. Weren’t you on
the show-show at some point?
ASHLY: Mm-mm. This is my first time on the
show-show.
MARISHA: Yeah, she did that goblins thing with
us.
ASHLY: I’ve done three one-shots, but no
show-show.
SAM: (gasps) That’s terrible.
ASHLY: (laughs) I’m here now.
SAM: I mean, we’re rectifying it right now.
ASHLY: Goblins, The Screw Job, and then the Ass
Sailor? What was it called?
SAM: The romantic cruise thing.
ASHLY: Yeah.
SAM: Yeah.
TALIESIN: The Ass Sailor?
SAM: Yeah, The Ass Sailor was the name of the–
Oh! You were in the bar! The bar was, yes, The Ass Sailor.
LIAM: I keep looking over at you and thinking I’m
on the Jerry Lewis telethon.
SAM: I thought we were all going to dress up
tonight.
MATT: There is Caleb. There’s Molly, just on the
outskirts of the forest, this way. Bursting to
each side of you, you see these large insectoid
creatures that burst out of the dirt and ground.
Beau, you are right over on this side, as you left
your horse on a southern direction there. Both
Nott and Keg are about 100 feet that direction.
MATT: Your horses are currently–
ASHLY: Oh, so they went after them?
MATT: Yeah.
ASHLY: Oh.
MATT: While you guys are over by the house, you
watch as this is going on, and there doesn’t
appear to be any action immediately near you, so
you’re quite a distance away.