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and its body, seems to be a soft, muscle-like
underbelly. You jam your fist in there and attack,
and it seems to lock up its body for a moment.
Roll damage.
MARISHA: Oh, right. Oh god, I rolled a one in
damage. So that’s plus four, five damage. I’m so nervous.
MATT: All right, so that’s your first strike?
MARISHA: Yeah. Then second strike. That’s a
natural 14, so I’m pretty sure that hits, plus
seven, so 21. Ooh, that’s an eight; it’s the total
other end of the spectrum. I keep getting there.
Sorry, my brain is all over the place. 12 damage.
MATT: Nice. The first strike ends up as just
enough to cut past its defenses to stun it. As
it’s reeling from the impact, your other blow,
crack! with your staff to the side, hits it, and
part of its armor cracks inward, exposing more of
its tender underbelly.
MARISHA: Okay, and then I am going to spend
another ki point and do extract aspects.
MATT: Okay, you want to learn three things from
it. What do you want to learn?
MARISHA: Three things, okay. What is its dexterity
modifier, or its dexterity saving throw?
MATT: Dexterity saving throw is zero. Plus zero.
MARISHA: Okay. Sorry. Dex zero. What is its
constitution saving throw?
MATT: Plus one.
MARISHA: Does it have any vulnerabilities?
MATT: No vulnerabilities.
MARISHA: Okay. I still have a bonus attack,
right?
MATT: Still have a bonus attack.
LIAM: Oh, wow. The suspense.
MARISHA: 13.
MATT: 13. Technically, your attacks have advantage
while it’s stunned, so you get to roll again.
MARISHA: Oh, that’s right! That’s even worse.
MATT: Does not hit. Even while stunned, you swing
back with your fist, and your knuckles glide off
of part of the armor that is still hardened, and
it hurts your knuckles and you pull back a second,
but it’s not immediately able to do anything back
at you. That’s your turn, I believe?
MARISHA: Yeah. I yell to everybody and be like:
These guys don’t seem very quick and shifty!
SAM: Okay.
MARISHA: Not too dex-y or anything. They seem
clumsy as fuck.
MATT: All right, that ends your turn?
MARISHA: It has shitty dexterity.
MATT: Molly, you’re up next.
TALIESIN: I’m going to try something fancy. I’m
going to tap my new fancy sword, and I’m going to,
like a Pepper’s ghost effect, fade out and
disappear, and move right into what would be– get
some advantage on the one that Beau’s been
hitting.
MATT: (counting) 30, so you’re just out of range
of it, but you can use your movement to move up to it.
TALIESIN: I’ll use my movement to get right where
I need to be.