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SAM: Of course.
ASHLY: Why do we give a shit?
SAM: It’s a baby.
ASHLY: Ah, fuck.
LIAM: We got to act right now.
ASHLY: What does the woman look like?
MARISHA: I’m going to groggily stumble over, put
on my googles as I start stumbling towards the light.
LIAM: She looked dead. She did not look natural.
TALIESIN: I’m going to stay 30 feet behind and try
and stealth.
MATT: Beauregard, you’re leading up?
MARISHA: Yeah, I’m going to walk and I’m like:
It’s bright enough, and I got to pee anyway. I’ll
be right back.
MATT: So not stealthing?
SAM: Maybe you should not go first.
MARISHA: Okay, no, I’ll stealth a little bit.
MATT: Roll a stealth check, Beau.
MARISHA: Okay. That was almost good. 11.
MATT: Who else is following Beau?
SAM: I’m going to not follow, but go off to the
side and try to go around the other way.
MATT: Stealth check from you.
TALIESIN: We have not had a short rest yet, have
we?
MATT: Nope.
TALIESIN: Okay, just checking.
LIAM: A short rest? I thought we did, back at the
house.
MATT: A short rest– You didn’t call it out.
MARISHA: But he was on first watch.
LIAM: I happily went, “I get to use arcane
recovery” in my head because of the conversation
that was happening.
MATT: I will allow a short rest before you guys
went to bed. It’s fine, I’ll allow it.
SAM: 16.
LIAM: Thank you, Matt.
MATT: The two of you have branched off and are
stealthing, you think. What are you doing, Caleb?
LIAM: I wanted to go with Nott, about 20 feet
behind, and cast Mage Armor as I go.
MATT: Okay, and what’s your stealth check?
LIAM: It is a big ten.
MATT: Okay. What are you doing, Keg?
ASHLY: I pick up my battleaxe and there’s a little
medallion hanging from the bottom of it and I look
at it and I go: Goddamn it, and I try to stealth
after them. Natural 20.
MATT: You have disadvantage, however, in your
armor.
ASHLY: Natural 20.
ALL: Whoa!
TALIESIN: That die never does that for me.
LIAM: You did this last time. You’re not human!