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MATT: The anti-Wheaton has been found.
LIAM: You can’t come back!
MATT: You can never touch Wil Wheaton, or you guys
will cancel each other out like the bad guy in
Time Cop. Oh my god. Strangely, the stealthiest of
all of you is the dwarf in plate armor.
MARISHA: Amazing. It’s lubricated with all the
blood of her enemies.
MATT: Exactly. All right, Molly, you’re staying 30
feet back?
TALIESIN: I’m staying 30 feet back and attempting
a stealth check. That’s cocked. That’s better.
That’s (counting) 12.
MATT: You all slowly begin to approach this fire,
seeing the shapes and the figures described by
Caleb previously. Beau, you step forward and your
foot catches an under root and stumble for a
moment. You hear the scrambling of her arms across
the bottom of the forest floor, the moving and
shifting of leaves and branches. The old woman
looks up in that direction and looks back at you,
immediately making eye contact with you about 30
feet away. Her arms immediately jump up in your
direction as she begins to shout, “You! You will
not take any more of us! I will sooner die!”
MARISHA: I reach back out to her and I go: Yes,
right?! We are so going to die. I’m with you.
MATT: Make a wisdom saving throw.
MARISHA: Saving throw?
MATT: Yes.
MARISHA: 15?
MATT: You feel some sort of magical force suddenly
penetrate your mind, and this sparkle of colors
begin to spray in front of your face that
completely distract you and obscure your vision
momentarily, but you blink out of it and find the
effect drift off of your brain. The old woman goes
“(panting),” and reaches down and puts herself in
front of the boy, between you and the child.
MARISHA: Yeah, I’m not bad. I’m not one of the bad
guys… That you were definitely talking about.
That I’m aware of, right? What bad guys are you
talking about?
MATT: Make a persuasion check.
MARISHA: Okay.
LIAM: Ooh, that’s craziness.
MARISHA: That’s in the middle of nowhere. Okay,
18.
MATT: Her immediate tension drops slightly. She’s
still maintaining a very defensive position in
front of the child. One hand is still up, but it
seems that she’s pulled back a bit from the
aggressive stance she was previously in. As she
lifts her face a bit, you can see a bit more of
her expression in the light as the hair pulls away
as she lifts her chin. You can see that the face
is humanoid, but with a wider nose. The skin is
grayish, almost a blue tint, with bits of a soft
fur. It takes you a second to recognize where
you’ve seen these features before. This appears to
be the same type of race that Pumat Sol is.
MARISHA: Firbolg?