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TRAVIS: Let’s try to finish this motherfucker off.
I run right past Jester as she’s going, “Shit, shit!”
MATT: 30 is as close as you can get right there.
TRAVIS: Which is not in melee. Damn! Eldritch
Blast!
MATT: You are in its melee range, which means
you’ll have disadvantage on Eldritch Blast.
Knowing that, you can take a step back.
TRAVIS: Yeah, I’ll take one back.
LIAM: Travis wouldn’t, but Fjord would know.
TRAVIS: That is a 24.
MATT: That definitely hits. Is it a natural 18?
TRAVIS: It’s a 17. Plus six, 23. Sorry. That is
eight plus four plus two. 12, 14, and the–
MATT: Don’t do additional psychic damage, it has
to be a melee weapon to do that.
TRAVIS: Thank you. 14.
MATT: 14 points of damage. All righty. Fjord, how
do you want to do this?
(cheering)
TRAVIS: Oh shit! I run up. Stop. Realize how long
its arms are. Flip the sword over. Look into the
pommel, and fire it into his back, line him up.
MATT: As the creature pulls its jammed hand out of
the ground after trying to strike at Jester, it
turns around to watch as you approach, and as you
hold the pommel outward, the blast, lighting up its
jaw, its eyes go to a bright pink with fear as it
recoils from the blast. As it hits, the blast
seems to be absorbed by its blubberous form. This
crack begins to (cracking) across its body. It’s
trying to hold itself together, and the scales
begin to turn to ash. Like the inside of it
burning out like the end of a cigarette, the
embers glowing, incinerating the interior of its
body as it slowly tries to hold its body together.
It falls to its knees and then slowly the rest of
its body tumbles away into ash and dust.
TALIESIN: There is no body?
MATT: The whole body doesn’t burn away.
TALIESIN: We need a body!
MATT: The wound where it impacted is burned up at
this point.
TALIESIN: Oh thank god. Is that imp still there?
Is the imp still active?
MATT: Two imps are still active, yes. That ends
your turn, Fjord?
TRAVIS: Yeah.
MATT: That imp is going to go after Nott, who is
currently protecting the body.
TALIESIN: I’m going to Blood Maledict. I’m going
to Curse of the Eyeless on that imp.
MATT: Which one, the one that is attacking Nott?
TALIESIN: The one that is attacking Nott.
MATT: Okay, so disadvantage on that one. That puts
it at 14.
SAM: 16.
MATT: As its eyes cloud over, it swings with its
stinger and you feel it just barely hit the tip of
your hood and pull it back. But no impact from the
stinger. One will attack you, Fjord. That is an 18.