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TRAVIS: That will hit. |
MATT: Yeah, it hits. |
TRAVIS: You motherfucker. |
MATT: You suffer seven points of piercing damage, |
and I need you to roll a constitution saving throw. |
TRAVIS: Copy that. |
MARISHA: Big money! That’s not big money! |
TRAVIS: That is not big money. I’m pretty sure |
that is low, because that is a two. Yeah, that’s a six. |
MATT: 3d6 of poison damage, that is 14 points of |
poison damage. |
LAURA: Are you still alive? |
TRAVIS: No, I’m unconscious. |
TALIESIN: Oh for fuck’s sake. |
SAM: From an imp? |
MATT: That stinger is no joke, man. |
LAURA: Wouldn’t that be funny if we killed the |
thing and then died from the imps? That would be |
so funny. |
MATT: After the creature that summoned it is gone, |
the imp turns and as it runs toward you, you try |
and prepare, and its stinger pushes past your |
leather armor and pierces right through your |
sternum and poison hits the inside of your system, |
right where the heart and lungs are and you feel |
them seize up. Your eyes and sight go to darkness. |
That ends both imps’ goes. Molly, you are up. |
TALIESIN: I’m running at the closest imp. Can I |
get there? |
MATT: You can get there. |
TALIESIN: All right, I’m going to take two |
swings. |
MATT: Go for it. |
TALIESIN: For fuck’s sake. Nope. That was a ten. |
MATT: No. You try and swing, the blind rage in |
your eyes, but the imp whose eyesight you had |
cursed, hearing you approaching, manages to just |
get out of your range. Sorry man, that sucks. All |
right, that brings us to Beau and Jester’s turn. |
LAURA: I’m going to turn and say: Oh, help me, |
Traveler! I’m going to cast Word of Radiance. |
SAM: It’s pronounced “verd.” |
LAURA: Which will hit both of the imps with 1d6 |
radiant damage. |
MATT: What is the spell? |
LAURA: It’s Word of Radiance. Each creature of my |
choice I can see must succeed on a constitution |
saving throw. |
MATT: Constitution saving throw? Thank you. |
LAURA: Of 13. |
MATT: Five and 16. The one over Fjord succeeds, |
the one over Nott does not. What does it do? |
LAURA: 1d6 radiant. Six damage! |
MATT: Six points of damage to the one over Nott? |
LAURA: Yeah. |
MATT: That’s the one that someone damaged. |
LAURA: Yeah, that’s the one he cursed. |
MATT: Yeah, with Vicious Mockery. That’s enough to |
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