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TRAVIS: That will hit.
MATT: Yeah, it hits.
TRAVIS: You motherfucker.
MATT: You suffer seven points of piercing damage,
and I need you to roll a constitution saving throw.
TRAVIS: Copy that.
MARISHA: Big money! That’s not big money!
TRAVIS: That is not big money. I’m pretty sure
that is low, because that is a two. Yeah, that’s a six.
MATT: 3d6 of poison damage, that is 14 points of
poison damage.
LAURA: Are you still alive?
TRAVIS: No, I’m unconscious.
TALIESIN: Oh for fuck’s sake.
SAM: From an imp?
MATT: That stinger is no joke, man.
LAURA: Wouldn’t that be funny if we killed the
thing and then died from the imps? That would be
so funny.
MATT: After the creature that summoned it is gone,
the imp turns and as it runs toward you, you try
and prepare, and its stinger pushes past your
leather armor and pierces right through your
sternum and poison hits the inside of your system,
right where the heart and lungs are and you feel
them seize up. Your eyes and sight go to darkness.
That ends both imps’ goes. Molly, you are up.
TALIESIN: I’m running at the closest imp. Can I
get there?
MATT: You can get there.
TALIESIN: All right, I’m going to take two
swings.
MATT: Go for it.
TALIESIN: For fuck’s sake. Nope. That was a ten.
MATT: No. You try and swing, the blind rage in
your eyes, but the imp whose eyesight you had
cursed, hearing you approaching, manages to just
get out of your range. Sorry man, that sucks. All
right, that brings us to Beau and Jester’s turn.
LAURA: I’m going to turn and say: Oh, help me,
Traveler! I’m going to cast Word of Radiance.
SAM: It’s pronounced “verd.”
LAURA: Which will hit both of the imps with 1d6
radiant damage.
MATT: What is the spell?
LAURA: It’s Word of Radiance. Each creature of my
choice I can see must succeed on a constitution
saving throw.
MATT: Constitution saving throw? Thank you.
LAURA: Of 13.
MATT: Five and 16. The one over Fjord succeeds,
the one over Nott does not. What does it do?
LAURA: 1d6 radiant. Six damage!
MATT: Six points of damage to the one over Nott?
LAURA: Yeah.
MATT: That’s the one that someone damaged.
LAURA: Yeah, that’s the one he cursed.
MATT: Yeah, with Vicious Mockery. That’s enough to