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LIAM: I will lie down flat on my back.
MATT: Okay! You go prone? Caleb goes prone. Okay,
now it’s the thugs’ turn. They are slowed, so they
can’t move too far. This one is going to move
back. That’s as far as he can move, and he’s going
to pull out his crossbow and he gets one shot,
because of the Slow spell. He’s going to take it
towards you, Caleb, with disadvantage because
you’re so far away.
TALIESIN: And prone.
MATT; Yeah, you’re still within the minimum
distance, so with disadvantage regardless. That
is, with disadvantage, a 13. What’s your armor
class?
LIAM: Shield. It doesn’t hit.
MATT: The bolt goes wide. This guy here is also
slowed. He’s going to attempt to back away.
SAM: Do the horses get an attack of opportunity?
MATT: They do not. He’s going to attempt to use
the edge of the tree for some cover as he takes a
shot at Beau.
MARISHA: Disadvantage.
MATT: Yep. And that is going to be a 13 again!
MARISHA: Miss, yeah.
SAM: We’re still alive!
MATT: Now it is Juam’s turn, who is slowed, and
right here, next to Caleb, is going to take a
strike at you. Not technically– only gets one
attack, so the first one would’ve been 12.
TALIESIN: Yeah, nope.
MATT; Spends 15 feet of movement backing away
there, as the boss said. You do get an attack of
opportunity if you’d like to take it.
TALIESIN: I used my reaction.
MATT: Oh, you did! That’s right, you do not.
TALIESIN: Do I still have a second Blood Maledict,
by the way, this round? I can spend another round
doing it. I know we changed the rules slightly. At
fifth level, do I get two uses or just two options?
MATT: I’ll have to double check.
TALIESIN: All right. When we get there.
MATT: That’s the two thugs’ turns. That’s Juam’s
turn. Keg, you’re up.
SAM: All right, Keg! Kill them all in one turn!
From 45 feet away.
ASHLY: I feel like narratively, Keg is actually
pretty freaked right now. Is it weird to ever give
yourself disadvantage on things narratively?
MATT: No, it makes sense! We’ve all done it to
some degree.
LIAM: It’s Sam’s raison d'être.
ASHLY: Okay, so I’m going to give myself
disadvantage on everything I’m going to try to do
this turn, because seeing Lorenzo again I think
has really freaked Keg out.
SAM: He is covered in oil, which makes him kind of
sexy.
ASHLY: I’m aroused and scared?
MATT: Which, the armor that Lorenzo is wearing–
you’ve seen it before. It’s studded leather, but