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it’s straps and hooks. The theme of it resembles
very much elements of his profession, or at least
reminding you what he does. So the oil weirdly
does make it strangely erotic. It’s your turn, you
have 25 feet of movement, so that’ll only get you
about five squares of movement.
ASHLY: Okay, I’m going to run. I’m going to run–
SAM: Away?
ASHLY: Away.
SAM: Jesus. Ugh, you’re the worst!
ASHLY: I’m roleplaying!
MATT: Are you running towards the action or away
from it?
ASHLY: I’ll run towards this– no, I’m going to
run towards those horses. I’m going to run that way.
MATT: Make an acrobatics check to leap down.
ASHLY: Terrible. Awful. Five.
MATT: Okay, so you lose the last five feet of
movement. That’s your movement there.
ASHLY: My javelin can’t go very far, right?
MATT: Your javelin has a pretty decent range. Does
it have the ranges next to it in the app? That’s
okay, I have it here. The javelin– it’s 30 and
120 feet. So it can go 30 feet without
disadvantage and 120 feet with disadvantage.
LIAM: But you said everything’s at disadvantage?
MATT: So you might as well.
ASHLY: Might as well, yeah. So is Protto within 120
feet?
MATT: Protto is. Right up there on the hill,
getting his arrows nocked.
ASHLY: Okay. I hate him definitively, so I’m going
to throw at Protto. With disadvantage. Five.
MATT: Completely passes over.
ASHLY: I can use my bonus action to move again? Or
no, I can’t.
MATT: No, you can’t. That’s where you are. You can
take another javelin attack, because you have
three javelins.
ASHLY: I’ll try again.
MATT: You get one more swing at him.
ASHLY: No. Doesn’t work. That’s terrible. I won’t
even bother.
MATT: Both javelins miss. You’re shaken by this
experience.
TALIESIN: You did throw two javelins at an
irritating creature, so that’s good.
LIAM: Get the nerves out. Get the nervousness
out.
MATT: It’s now Dwelma’s turn. Dwelma is going to
cast Dispel Magic.
MARISHA: Does that mean I get to take an attack on
her?
MATT: Not unless you have the War Caster–
MARISHA: Mage Slayer?
MATT: Mage Slayer, I mean.
MARISHA: I almost took that. Took Sentinel
instead.
TALIESIN: It’s going to take two turns though,
right?