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handle Lorenzo? Fuck! I’m going to jump over the
horses’ asses and get to Lorenzo.
MATT: You are.
TALIESIN: Oh dear.
MATT: Okay. Make an acrobatics check.
MARISHA: 14.
MATT: You get over the horses. Where are you going
to stand, on the cart? There’s not a lot of room
here to stand to fight and you’d have to get
over–
MARISHA: I have 40 feet of movement, so wherever I
can go.
MATT: I’ll say you can get back right here.
SAM: Yes, land on the horse’s back!
MARISHA: Can I land on the horse’s back?
MATT: Sure, why not?
LIAM: Now you’re mounted!
MATT: So you’re on the horse.
MARISHA: I’m on a horse. Am I within range of
him?
MATT: Yeah.
LIAM: He’s right there.
MARISHA: I’m in combat range of him.
MATT: Yes you are.
MARISHA: I’m going to spend another ki point to do
Patient Defense. I don’t trust this motherfucker.
Hopefully that’s useful.
MATT: That ends your turn?
MARISHA: Yeah.
MATT: That brings us to Ruzza. Ruzza, who watched
the druid go down, sees you over there being
really defensive and looks around. He’s going to
attempt to cast Hold Person at level three. I need
Mollymauk and Beau to make wisdom saving throws
please.
TALIESIN: Motherfucker.
SAM: You got this, guys. You got this. Big rolls!
TALIESIN: 25.
MARISHA: 21.
MATT: Completely resists it. Shit.
LIAM: Burned it! Burn that shit!
MATT: Back up around the tree trunk there. That
ends her turn. Molly, you’re up.
TALIESIN: There’s no way to get through–
MATT: Thank you for sticking with us. I know this
is going late, but I want to see how this turns
out. We’ve been gone for two weeks. Consider it a
bonus episode.
TALIESIN: There’s no way I can make it to Lorenzo
from here, is there?
MATT: It’s possible.
TALIESIN: Not anymore.
MATT: You can climb over the cart if you want to.
TALIESIN: I’m going to get my ass kicked if I get
there. I’m going to try and engage the barbarian
before raging happens.
MATT: It’s up to you.