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MATT: Go for it.
MARISHA: Yeah, don’t get frozen.
SAM: Terrible!
MARISHA: Oh no!
ASHLY: Oh no, what was it?
SAM: 11.
MATT: Oh, buddy. All right. Okay. What did you
roll?
TALIESIN: 19.
MATT: 19, okay. Nott, you take 41 points of cold
damage.
SAM: I’ll halve that.
MATT: Okay, so you use your reaction to halve
that.
ASHLY: Did you say, I’m sorry, 41? Four-one?
Okay.
MATT: Molly, you take– that would be 20 points of
cold damage.
TALIESIN: Jesus Christ.
MATT: Beau, you take 20 points of cold damage.
MARISHA: Fuck!
TALIESIN: 20 points?
MATT: Yep. As it triggers and the frost finishes
off in the space there, Lorenzo, grinning, looks
over his shoulder back at Keg and goes like, “Am I
going to have to make a lesson here?”
SAM: Oh no, he’s winning!
MATT: That brings us to the top of the round.
Nott, you’re up.
SAM: All right, I think I have to use an action to
unlock this cage. To pick the lock.
MATT: Go for it. Make your lockpick check.
SAM: Fuck you! Five plus, I don’t know. What is it
usually, seven?
MATT: Dex and proficiency, so it would be seven,
yeah.
SAM: 12?
MATT: It’s not enough. You spend a moment and the
lock is not going. These are pretty intense cages,
and you look over there, and Lorenzo’s standing
there with the glaive.
SAM: I’m going to move around the cages or between
them, so that I turn completely invisible.
MARISHA: That’s a good call.
MATT: You move through a very small gap, they’re
pushed up against each other. Make a strength
check to see if you can push through; you might
not be able to.
SAM: Nope! That’s a three.
MATT: You can’t push through it; the cages are too
close. The small gap there, you try to muscle it,
but there are two to three people in each cage,
and you can’t push though.
SAM: Can I use my bonus action to– Jesus, what
can I do for my bonus action? I can’t hide. Can I hide?
MATT: You could try, you’re partially obscured.
SAM: I got nothing else to do on a bonus action.
So yeah, I will try to hide.
ASHLY: Lorenzo’s eyeing him right now, you said?
SAM: I’ll go on the side of the cart and–