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For fuck’s sake! I’ve got to stop rolling that
die. This is– yeah, no.
LAURA: Both of them fucked you again.
TALIESIN: 11?
MATT: 11 does not hit. It’s too quick. You swing
twice more and it’s doing figure-eights around
your blades. It’s frustrating the shit out of
you.
LAURA: Poor Molly. His arms are getting so tired
swinging both those blades.
TALIESIN: This is so embarrassing.
LIAM: The dice don’t give a shit–
MATT: All right. Toya–
TALIESIN: This is so embarrassing.
MATT: –succeeds on her third death saving throw
and stabilizes. No, she’s stabilised. A natural 20
is what we’d need to see for the one. All right,
so that brings us to Beau and Jester.
LAURA: Do you want to attack the imp?
MARISHA: I’ll– yeah.
TALIESIN: Do you get advantage because I’m engaged
with it?
MATT: No. It doesn’t work that way.
MARISHA: I’m not a rogue.
MATT: That’s right.
MARISHA: So seeing everyone dodge this thing, I’m
just like–
MATT: I mean, if you’re flanking it, I’ll allow
advantage on the attack. Which is like, as long as
you’re on the complete opposite side of the foe–
TRAVIS: There is a convention around the imp right
now.
MATT: So you can– I’ll say you can get
advantage.
LIAM: Everyone’s like, “Hey, hey, hey!”
MATT: Essentially, yeah.
TALIESIN: Ugh, look at it scoot! God!
MATT: So yeah, you can if you want to.
MARISHA: So I’m just going to run up and be like,
stupid! I’m going to try and stomp it.
MATT: So you’re going to try and knock it to the
ground and stomp on it, is that what you’re doing?
Because it’s flying in the air. All right, first
strike. So attack with advantage.
LIAM: It’s like that video from Ireland. Catch
it, daddy!
MARISHA: With advantage, right? That hits. 15,
natural. With my two-handed staff?
MATT: Yep.
MARISHA: Wait. I’ve already hit. Forget that.
Forget that! Eight, so 12 damage.
MATT: All right, so the first attack crushes the
imp and it hits the ground, the wings go limp and
it’s dead, but you still (yells) and stomp down,
just crushing it more and more. And then its body
eventually just burns away into ash. So all the
threats have been neutralised and you now have two
friends that are bleeding out.
LAURA: Okay, then I’m going to run over to Fjord
and cast Cure Wounds on him so he wakes up.