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For fuck’s sake! I’ve got to stop rolling that |
die. This is– yeah, no. |
LAURA: Both of them fucked you again. |
TALIESIN: 11? |
MATT: 11 does not hit. It’s too quick. You swing |
twice more and it’s doing figure-eights around |
your blades. It’s frustrating the shit out of |
you. |
LAURA: Poor Molly. His arms are getting so tired |
swinging both those blades. |
TALIESIN: This is so embarrassing. |
LIAM: The dice don’t give a shit– |
MATT: All right. Toya– |
TALIESIN: This is so embarrassing. |
MATT: –succeeds on her third death saving throw |
and stabilizes. No, she’s stabilised. A natural 20 |
is what we’d need to see for the one. All right, |
so that brings us to Beau and Jester. |
LAURA: Do you want to attack the imp? |
MARISHA: I’ll– yeah. |
TALIESIN: Do you get advantage because I’m engaged |
with it? |
MATT: No. It doesn’t work that way. |
MARISHA: I’m not a rogue. |
MATT: That’s right. |
MARISHA: So seeing everyone dodge this thing, I’m |
just like– |
MATT: I mean, if you’re flanking it, I’ll allow |
advantage on the attack. Which is like, as long as |
you’re on the complete opposite side of the foe– |
TRAVIS: There is a convention around the imp right |
now. |
MATT: So you can– I’ll say you can get |
advantage. |
LIAM: Everyone’s like, “Hey, hey, hey!” |
MATT: Essentially, yeah. |
TALIESIN: Ugh, look at it scoot! God! |
MATT: So yeah, you can if you want to. |
MARISHA: So I’m just going to run up and be like, |
stupid! I’m going to try and stomp it. |
MATT: So you’re going to try and knock it to the |
ground and stomp on it, is that what you’re doing? |
Because it’s flying in the air. All right, first |
strike. So attack with advantage. |
LIAM: It’s like that video from Ireland. Catch |
it, daddy! |
MARISHA: With advantage, right? That hits. 15, |
natural. With my two-handed staff? |
MATT: Yep. |
MARISHA: Wait. I’ve already hit. Forget that. |
Forget that! Eight, so 12 damage. |
MATT: All right, so the first attack crushes the |
imp and it hits the ground, the wings go limp and |
it’s dead, but you still (yells) and stomp down, |
just crushing it more and more. And then its body |
eventually just burns away into ash. So all the |
threats have been neutralised and you now have two |
friends that are bleeding out. |
LAURA: Okay, then I’m going to run over to Fjord |
and cast Cure Wounds on him so he wakes up. |
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