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MATT: Its outer shoulders and well-traveled,
muscled body begins to shift and change before
you. Its form in some ways pulls in, others extend
outward. Sumalee, if you’d like to join us at the
table, please.
(cheering)
SAM: You said “Sumalee,” not “So Molly,” right?
MATT: Right.
MARISHA: That’s so Molly.
MATT: Welcome!
LIAM: Hi, welcome!
ASHLY: Hi, Sumalee!
SAM: Wow! You have to do a Mr. Ed voice.
MATT: Make sure you scoot in enough for the
camera, there.
SUMALEE: Okay.
MARISHA: We’re jumping in a bouncy funhouse over
here! We’re having a grand old time!
ASHLY: Oh, it’s just been a laugh!
MARISHA: Just so great!
MATT: If you’d like to describe what Caleb sees as
the horse is no more, and there’s now a person
standing before him.
SUMALEE: I’m a firbolg. I’ve shifted into about a
seven-and-a-half-foot tall firbolg. I weigh about
200 pounds, and I’m wearing some
Mongolian-inspired, almost like a shepherd. I have
a round face, a wide nose. No pointy ears, though.
My ears are soft, and floppy. I stand tall,
strong. My shoulders droop a little forward. I’m
looking with big, round eyes at all of you.
LIAM: Hey, that’s a pretty good trick.
SUMALEE: Thank you.
LIAM: You’re out for a stroll?
SUMALEE: I’ve been watching you.
LIAM: Oh, gut. How long have you– You are very
tall.
SUMALEE: Not for my clan. I am just average.
LIAM: Ja. Okay. Did you see everything that
happened in here in the last 20 minutes or so?
SUMALEE: I am sorry for your loss.
LIAM: Hey guys, we have a visitor!
MARISHA: I thought you were talking to yourself
again.
ASHLY: What kind of visitor?
MATT: You glance over and you see the extremely
tall female form of this firbolg; humanoid with a
face that comes to a deer-like shape to the front,
floppy ears, looming over, looking right at Caleb,
who’s taking a step back and looking up towards
her.
ASHLY: Holy shit.
MARISHA: Oh.
LIAM: Um.
SAM: Hi.
SUMALEE: Hello.
SAM: Ah!