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ASHLY: What abilities are you talking about?
LIAM: She was a horse a moment ago.
ASHLY: What?! You buried the lede there, Caleb!
(laughter)
SUMALEE: Did you not get that?
ASHLY: No! I thought Caleb– I mean, he kind of
talks to himself.
SUMALEE: Right. I forgot. I was a horse.
SAM: So we have an extra horse!
SUMALEE: I can make other animal shapes, too.
SAM: Ooh! Caleb can turn his cat into a bird!
SUMALEE: Wow!
LIAM: It is a little trick. Can you turn yourself
into anything dangerous?
SUMALEE: I think the most dangerous I can be is a
crocodile.
MARISHA: That’s pretty dangerous.
SAM: We fought those. One almost killed me.
ASHLY: Not the same crocodile, right?
SAM: Was it you?
SUMALEE: No! I never leave. This is the first time
I’ve left my family.
LIAM: Have you ever been in a fight?
SUMALEE: Not really.
ASHLY: Oh, great.
SUMALEE: But I have other abilities that I might
be able to use to help! There’s one in particular
that I want to use against these evil people.
SAM: You can curse in front of us if you need to,
I mean.
SUMALEE: What is this “cursing?”
ASHLY: Oh god.
SAM: I think you’ll pick it up if you hang around
us for more than an afternoon.
SUMALEE: Anyway, I have some abilities that I’d
like to use on these bad people.
ASHLY: Killing abilities?
SUMALEE: Yes.
ASHLY: Are you willing to kill?
SUMALEE: Yes.
ASHLY: Can you say the word “fuck” for me?
SUMALEE: I do not know what it means, but “fuck.”
ASHLY: Great, all right. Well, she’s got a little
bit of edge.
MARISHA: I like her. I like her a lot.
SAM: Hardcore.
SUMALEE: You do not understand what they did to my
family. I am ready now.
SAM: Please tell us. I mean, if it’s not horribly
awful to tell.
SUMALEE: I just want to say that I’m ready. I’m
ready to do things that I’ve never done before. To
use my abilities to get my son back.
SAM: Son?
ASHLY: I know I’m the proven coward of this group,
but do we want an untested horse-person coming