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SAM: Oh.
LIAM: Oh. Not right now, but when we are– ja.
MARISHA: Well, I imagine we should also be
listening carefully right now, as well as then.
MATT: “That works as well, but–”
SAM: What’s wrong with them? What should we know?
MATT: “Nothing. They’re gracious employers, I enjoy
my time here, but just listen carefully. I’m
"trying to help, that’s all. Good day! Be off, be
off!”
SAM: No, I know, but why? We haven’t paid you–
okay.
LIAM: It’s very enigmatic, but we will– okay.
MATT: “Good luck.” Takes a little glass of tea and
sips it.
ASHLY: Can I do an insight check on him to see if
he’s sketchy?
MATT: Yeah, go for it. He’s pretty sketchy.
ASHLY: I mean, yeah, but sketchy in the– well,
eight. Like is he trying to fuck with us.
LIAM: Where are your 20s, Ashly, where are your
20s?
ASHLY: I know, I wasted them all!
MATT: It’s hard to read. He seems forthright
enough, but also guarded. It’s hard to tell.
ASHLY: Okay.
SAM: How long have you been working for the
Marduns?
MATT: “Me? About six, seven months.”
SAM: Do you like the work?
MATT: “I mean, it has its benefits.”
SAM: You mean, like–
ASHLY: Nott!
MATT: “Be on your way and good luck.” Sips the tea
again.
MARISHA: That’s totally what he means.
SAM: What are those marks all over your neck?
MARISHA: Badge of honor.
SAM: Did you get in a fight last night?
ASHLY: Nott, for real, man. Context clues.
MARISHA: I mean, you could say it was a nice
little tussle. It was a nice little square off.
SAM: Who won?
MARISHA: I’d say we both won.
SAM: Simultaneously?
MARISHA: I definitely won. I won a few times.
(laughter)
SAM: Cool, cool, cool.
(laughter)
SUMALEE: Nila will offer you another goodberry,
too.
MARISHA: Ooh! Do they make my hickies go away?
MATT: They definitely seem to recede a bit.
MARISHA: Holy shit. This is miracle cream, Nila!
Oh my god!
MATT: A use for goodberries I’ve not yet seen in
my years playing D&D!