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SAM: I’m just going to say, I did it.
(laughter)
LAURA: I’m so proud of you.
MATT: Aw. And we’ll leave it at that. All right,
thank you guys so much for watching. I’m excited
to continue this next week.
LIAM: Man, I got the full wizard experience
tonight.
MATT: Yeah, you did!
(laughter)
MATT: Oh man. Well done, that’s your first boss
fight of the campaign!
MARISHA: Oh my god!
TALIESIN: That was so unpleasant.
LAURA: Good job, Fjord!
MATT: Two of you went down.
MARISHA: Does this mean we level up?
MATT: Well, because we are doing milestone
leveling with this campaign–
SAM: What does that mean?
MATT: That means there’s no experience points, but
at the end of each major story beat,
like a big moment that I see fit, then everyone
will level up together.
MARISHA: So do you see fit?
MATT: I will see fit when this arc concludes, so
end of next episode, probably, everyone’s going to
hit level three. So start thinking about– for
those of you who have to choose a path, think
about what you want to do if you haven’t already.
TALIESIN: I think I’m going to multiclass.
LIAM: Seven times.
TALIESIN: Master of none.
MATT: Not even passable. (laughs) All right, thank
you guys so much for watching. Thank you again,
D&D Beyond, for being our awesome partner and
sponsor for the leg of this campaign. Hope you all
have a wonderful weekend, and is it Thursday yet?
Have a good night.
TRAVIS: We lived!
MARISHA: We lived! Episode three!
MATT: Hello, everyone, and welcome to tonight’s
episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us
nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play
Dungeons & Dragons.
(cheering)
MATT: Welcome. Thank you for joining us. Before we
jump in to tonight’s episode, we’re going to go ahead
and do some quick announcements. First and
foremost, our returning sponsor and long-time
partner for this campaign’s beginning, on into the
foreseeable future, hopefully: D&D Beyond. They’ve
been awesome. Sam, do you have a few words you
want to say?
SAM: Guys, hi! Sam Riegel, here. It’s award
season, so tonight I’m going to announce the D&D
Beyond Awards. The envelope, please!
TRAVIS: Paper cut.
SAM: Okay, nervous, really nervous. There’s