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nothing in here. Best discount codes for books in
the D&D Beyond store? The winner is: beginnings.
“Beginnings” is the discount code! Best URL on the
entire internet? The winner is: DNDBeyond.com!
Best picture–
LAURA: This is so stupid.
SAM: La La Land. It’s Moonlight.
(cheering)
MARISHA: Old jokes.
SAM: Best way to build a Blood Hunter? Activate
Critical Role content on DNDBeyond.com! Best
supporting actor? Sam Riegel. Best job opening at
a D&D-related internet company? Front-End
Developer. I guess they’re looking for a front-end
developer. Someone will put a URL somewhere on here.
MATT: At careers.com is where you can go to the
Careers tab.
SAM: Thank you, D&D Beyond, for being our
official– What are they calling it?
LAURA: Sponsor?
SAM: No, not sponsor. They’re the official tool
set of Critical Role.
LAURA: Oh, that’s cool.
TRAVIS: Well done! Is that the first annual–
SAM: The first annual awards show. What should we
call them? Not the Oscars. The Critters. No. The Sponsees.
LAURA: Ooh, The Sponsees. That’s fancy.
LIAM: That was strangely manic and desperate.
MARISHA: Isn’t every awards show, though?
LIAM: Did you literally write that in the bathroom
six minutes ago?
SAM: For sure.
MATT: I feel like Kendrick Lamar should’ve won
at least two of those, but…
Thank you, Sam. Thank you, D&D Beyond. You
can find them on DNDbeyond.com. That’s
DNDbeyond.com. Next up, based on tonight’s
episode, we’ll have next Tuesday, at 7:00PM
Pacific Time, here on Twitch and Alpha, Talks
Machina, where members of the cast will come, with
our fantastic Brian W. Foster, to discuss what
transpires tonight. You get to ask questions and
submit them, so do so. Asinine Wisdom, next week
on Geek & Sundry Twitch, has a special guest. I
believe our very own Sam Riegel will be there.
SAM: Oh, god.
LAURA: You’re actually doing something else on the
internet?
SAM: I always do shows on Geek & Sundry, and this
is no change. What’s the show called again?
MATT: Asinine Wisdom. It’s at 9:00PM on Tuesday,
Pacific Time, after Talks Machina. A double-dose
of Sam Riegel, which is a lot. We have a new show
coming up here, featuring the Weave RPG, from The
Monocle Society, called Weave. That’ll be showing
next Wednesday night at 9:30 Pacific Standard
Time, here on the Twitch Channel. Check it out
then. It has a great cast of Amy Dallen, Gina
DeVivo, Whitney Moore, Becca Scott, and Stef
Woodward, so check it out! I hope you like it.
Weave is really awesome. I’m really excited to see
that. The podcast of episode three last week