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SAM: “Oh my god, everything’s gone to shit!”
LIAM: Would Comprehend Languages work with a
mouse, or no? That would be a different spell,
right? Speak with Animals?
MATT: Comprehend Languages has to be spoken
languages or written language.
LIAM: I agree, yeah.
SUMALEE: I’m not going to do three squeaks because
I’m going to hold it together and I will come out. Right?
LIAM: Yeah, K.I.T. Keep it together.
SAM: Absolutely. You are a strong, powerful
firbolg. Are you sure you don’t know Pumat Sol?
ASHLY: I knew you were going to say it! I knew it.
You were doing so well.
SUMALEE: What is that?
SAM: He’s one of you. There’s four of him.
MARISHA: “He’s one of you?” That’s so generalizing
and demeaning.
SAM: I mean, they’re kind of all the same, right?
ASHLY and MARISHA: No!
SUMALEE: Now it’s demeaning.
MARISHA: Matt drowns the future comments.
LIAM: You must know Jareth the Goblin King? You’re
buddies with him?
SAM: All goblins are different.
MARISHA: Question, where this collection of
barrels–
MATT: Green privilege. Go on.
MARISHA: The collection of barrels. Are they on
the inside in the courtyard?
MATT: They’re inside the courtyard, yes.
MARISHA: How about we use that barrel pile as your
meeting point? We’ll make sure that Frumpkin’s
watching the barrel pile, and you get back there
when you’re done scouting.
SUMALEE: I’m up for it.
MARISHA: You got this, and we’re relying on you.
So, you know, don’t fuck it up.
SUMALEE: There is that word again. It has many
meanings.
LIAM: Truth.
MATT: Do you take your form, then?
SUMALEE: Yes, I will take my form.
MARISHA: Oh my god, this is so exciting!
MATT: Nila’s large firbolg physicality blinks down
to this tiny little field mouse. What
characteristic of it do you want to stand out?
MARISHA: I’m so happy.
SUMALEE: The nice white stripe across the top,
from its head all the way down.
MATT: It’s like a skunk mouse. Like Stripe from
Gremlins. All right, there is Nila in mouse form.
LIAM: Ja, but we didn’t talk about the first
part. Frumpkin’s got to bring her in there. Buddy,
don’t eat, just carry her. Stay away from the two
on the top, okay? Put her by the barrels if you
can. Then come back.
MATT: Frumpkin moseys up to the edge of your
shoulder. Looks over towards her. Lands on the