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ground next to you, does a couple of hops up to
you.
SUMALEE: I offer my neck to pick me up.
MATT: For a brief moment you all inhale, and you
see the claws have wrapped around the mouse’s
body. Suddenly, you’re soaring through the air, a
sensation you’ve never had before. As Frumpkin
makes his way over into the trees, make a stealth
check for Frumpkin, please.
LIAM: As he’s going, I tell him: Correction, find
an out of the way place to sit and watch those
barrels. Stealth, you say?
MATT: Yes.
LIAM: For my owl, so I have to go to the other
page. The owl page.
MATT: Yes, you do.
LIAM: Which I have ready.
SAM: You have an owl page on D&D Beyond?
LIAM: 13.
ASHLY: That wonderful service?
SAM: Oh god, the house is full of tabaxi!
MARISHA: We sent in a laser pointer! Shit!
MATT: It’s the best use of Prestidigitation. Look
at the red light! As you’re soaring through the
boughs, the leaves and the branches soar past, the
wind past your face. You get that high view of
down into the courtyard as suddenly you go into a
steep dive. Within a moment, you’re lifted back up
and then dropped onto the ground next to one of
the barrels. Frumpkin takes off. The guard glances
over, and is going to take a shot.
LIAM: Take your shot.
MATT: Natural five! It’s going to put it at a
nine. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t hit.
LIAM: Does not hit my owl.
MATT: (arrow hissing) “Eh, shit,” you hear
muttered over the side. Seems bored and wanted to
shoot at something that looked interesting.
LIAM: You hear beside you: Arschloch.
MATT: There you are in the courtyard now.
SUMALEE: I want to go toward–
MARISHA: My terrible map of what I think based on
what he drew.
MATT: It’s not bad. Immediately glancing around,
make a perception check, actually, as you are
coming into the courtyard.
MARISHA: Were the porthole windows in the wall, or
in the actual building?
MATT: They were in the wall of the second floor.
LIAM: Of the building?
MATT: Of the building, yes.
SUMALEE: Shit! Six.
MATT: It’s hard to see any specific areas where
you can get in other than the main doors. There is
a slight gap between the front door to the
entrance and the floor of the interior. Other than
that, scooting around the exterior, it’s the only
entrance you see.
LIAM: P.O.V., two inches tall.