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and they’re going to be happening over here at the
Critical Role Twitch chat, so I’ll prompt you when
we come to our mid break today, but we need you to
come over to the Critical Role chat to enter the
giveaway, and then head on back to Geek & Sundry,
or wherever else you’re watching. That’ll be at
twitch.tv/criticalrole. Talks Machina, our after
show discussion about what happens this week will
be happening next Tuesday at 7:00pm Pacific, here
on the Geek & Sundry Twitch and Alpha, where our
fantastic host Brian W. Foster interviews us, and
makes us feel a little better about ourselves
after the chaos the previous week had.
SAM: I thought you were going to say makes us feel
a little uncomfortable.
MATT: That was the subtext I was going to go into,
but I’ll leave that for you, Sam. I believe that’s
all I have–
SAM: There’s no merch, there’s nothing merchy?
MARISHA: We made announcements online.
LIAM: There’s brand-new merch, GenCon.
SAM: I’m trying to honor the memory of Laura.
MATT: It’s true!
MARISHA: We’re trying to get better at spercing
our announcements out through other things.
MATT: So we’re not barraging the audience.
SAM: So me talking right now is just wasting
time.
MATT: Yeah, essentially, yeah.
SAM: Cool, cool cool.
MATT: If you are curious about any merch stuff, we
do have some new merch coming up at GenCon. You
can go check it out at critrole.com for all the
details.
MARISHA: Yeah.
MATT: We’ve got some other fun surprises for folks
that are coming, too. Anyway, much love, I think
it’s time–
LIAM: Oh, so tense.
MATT: That we dive into tonight’s episode of
Critical Role.
[click, TV static]
[groovy Critical Role theme]
MATT: Welcome back, everyone. Last we left off,
The Mighty Nein, who had acquired two new allies
in Keg, the dwarven fighter, and Nila, the firbolg
druid, had made their way to the city of
Shadycreek Run. After making your way through the
town, spending an evening staying at the
Landlocked Lady, and getting some information
about where to find info about your quarry, and
where your friends may have been taken to after
they were captured by the Iron Shepherds, a
traveling slavers crew.
SAM: They’re the worst.
MATT: They are the worst. You went and had a
discussion at the Estate Sybaritic with Ophelia
Mardun, of whom you were sent by The Gentleman to
interface with and do a deed for her a little over
two weeks ago. There it seemed that the intent of
your job placed here in this city has aligned with