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is pale and a grayish color, and has a big shock
of weirdly pink mohawk hair–
LIAM: You don’t say.
SAM: No!
TALIESIN: I’m going way off the reservation here.
He’s a little gaunt. He’s got a little fuzz, he’s
wearing this bizarre– he’s wearing this very
gentle silk shirt that’s got one long, flowy
sleeve. He’s got a cup of tea. He’s just staring.
Huh. I think I’ve only got three more cups. Hold
on. I go back in.
SAM: (shouting) Do you know her? Do you know him?
SUMALEE: It’s a firbolg! He is a firbolg!
SAM: (shouting) Do you know him? What’s his name?
SUMALEE: I do not! But he’s a firbolg! He is one
of my people! (gasps) He is a firbolg. This will
be good. My smell bag was right again!
TALIESIN: I’m going to come out, I’m going to have
a little kettle set up on a little tripod. I’m
putting it down, I’m putting a big rod with a big
purple chunk of amethyst on it underneath the
kettle. Tapping it a couple times to get the
kettle to start heating up. I’m going to wander
into the graveyard and find some flowers for tea.
MATT: Okay.
SAM: Can we tag along? Do you need any help?
LIAM: Does he seem like he’s going to kill us?
MATT: Make an insight check.
LIAM: Thank you. 19.
MATT: 19?
LIAM: Nein-teen.
MATT: There doesn’t seem to be any threat at the
moment.
TALIESIN: Mr. Clay, and nah, I’m fine. One
second.
SAM: He’s Mr. Clay.
TALIESIN: I come back with a pile of red-purple
flowers and I’m grinding up. This is from Casala.
Textile family generations ago, but they make very
good tea now. (sighs)
MARISHA: Wait, back up a second. Are you Mr.
Clay?
TALIESIN: Mm. Caduceus Clay. Sit.
MARISHA: Caduceus Clay.
TALIESIN: I’m going to put out the three cups and
wait for the pot to boil.
SAM: Hello.
MARISHA: Is that Caduceus with a K, or a C? Okay.
SAM: Hi. Oh, we have to wait?
TALIESIN: Pour out the three cups. You have to
share, I apologize.
ASHLY: I don’t drink tea. Booze is fine.
LIAM: I come over and sit and take one of the
teas.
MARISHA: Caleb and I will share one and I hand the
other to Nila.
SUMALEE: I would love to try your tea.
TALIESIN: Please, let me know what you think.
SUMALEE: It is delicious.