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LIAM: Time is passing, because he’s not that
quick.
MATT: Right as Frumpkin passes that way, this door
opens up, and one of the two guards heads this
way. A little sloppy, but turns and–
LIAM: We’ll make for the wall at that point.
MATT: “Ew.” He starts walking up, and goes in to
try and step on Frumpkin.
LIAM: What does Frumpkin need to do, armor class,
right?
MATT: Yeah, what’s Frumpkin’s armor class?
LIAM: Zwölf.
MATT: With disadvantage. That’s 12. It goes ahead
and stomps down. That’s a hit point.
LIAM: He scurries away– No, he scurries up onto
the wall, up onto the ceiling.
MATT: What’s the speed for Frumpkin?
LIAM: 20 feet.
MATT: Okay. The guard is like, “Ugh. Hey, Phil?”
(laughter)
MATT: “What? What’s the problem?” “There’s a
fucking spider in here.”
LIAM: There’s a bug in this world, and I won’t
rest until he’s dead.
TALIESIN: The most realistic thing I’ve ever–
MATT: Heads back into the room and comes back with
these two metal tankards that are dinged up, and
they both start throwing them up to try and smash
the spider. With that, the first one misses and
(clatters) down the stairs.
LIAM: Matt, I don’t know if this will happen in
time, but what I tell him to do telepathically,
because I should be close enough, 100 feet, is to
go in here, through this door that’s open, and
over the door and down the back, and once he’s out
of sight, I will poof him out, if that works. They
might hit him before it happens.
MATT: Well, the first two slams, or tossing of
tankards, clanging loudly, do not hit.
MARISHA: I thought it was going to blow our
cover.
LIAM: It’s a spider!
MATT: They both turn around and follow like,
“Where did it go?”, “It’s this way!” and they both
come back inside the room, trying to follow where
Frumpkin went.
LIAM: But he disappears in the back of the door.
MATT: They both look around like, “Shit. Ugh. I
can’t sleep now with that thing around here. Keep
“looking.” That’s the last thing that Frumpkin
hears before vanishing.
SAM: Oh boy.
LIAM: That was wild. Okay. Yes. Oh, hi. Again.
There’s two of them. I pull a wire out and I aim
towards my friends on the horses. There’s two of
them. Six seconds go by. There’s two of them on
the first floor. What do we do?
SAM: What do we do now? Should we go in?
ASHLY: Do we have any sense if their clanging
disturbed anything?