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MATT: You have currently 20 feet.
SAM: I will run into the next room, as far as I
can get.
MATT: (counting) That puts you right there. That
ends your go. It is now Clay’s turn.
SAM: Wait, did she give me any bonuses? No, right?
Did you do your order of the totem thing?
MATT: No, she did not do her totem.
TALIESIN: Ah man. I guess I’m going to take 60
feet of running to find out what that commotion is
on the other–
MATT: You’re about there.
TALIESIN: Actually, would I have gone for the
front door or– No, I would have gone for the
back. That’s what I got.
MATT: Ending your go; Keg, you’re up.
ASHLY: Because I’m hasted, can I get right in
front of Nila?
MATT: (counting) Yeah, easily. Whoa, you dart
past. Nila’s standing there–
LIAM: She’s got another ten feet.
MATT: Yes, she does. Nila’s standing there,
finishes the Poison Spray, suddenly there’s this
blur of speed, plate, and hair as Keg rushes by
Nila’s side, actually causing the edge of her
clothing to ripple up and back down into place.
They’re both there, right in your face, and they
watch as you emerge. They don’t even have time to
process what you are. You’re just a shape and
anger, and they’re like, “Whoa!” What do you want
to do?
ASHLY: I’m going to smack the poisoned one with my
battleaxe.
MATT: All right, go for it. First attack.
ASHLY: 17 to hit.
MATT: That hits, roll damage.
ASHLY: Okay, and then 1d8 plus four. That’s
eight.
MATT: Eight points of damage. (smack) He looks
hurt, like between the poison gas and that he’s
hurt. He’s not down yet, but he’s looking rough.
ASHLY: Okay, I’m going to smack him again, this
time with the warhammer, why not, just for fun.
That will be 15 plus seven. I can’t do math.
MATT: 15 plus seven? Yeah, 25, that hits. Roll
damage.
ASHLY: Then that is 11.
MATT: 11. With that, he’s (smack), “What the–?!”
Second hit and he goes down like a sack of potatoes.
(cheering)
MATT: He is on the ground, not moving. His friend
just sees it, goes, “What?!”
ASHLY: Then I have another action. I’m going to
smack him, the friend that’s still there. 11?
MATT: 11. This time, seeing this go down, he
dodges out of the way and your weapon scrapes
across the outside of the door frame, actually
cutting a bit into it. You have to pull it out.
Still have your bonus action if you wanted to do a
fourth attack.
ASHLY: I do want to do a fourth attack. I’m going
to try again. 12.