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MATT: No, Phil’s the one standing.
ASHLY: (laughs) Sorry, Phil.
SAM: Leave him alive! He must live!
LIAM: I rolled a 15 to hit Phil.
SAM: These guys are human?
MATT: 15 to hit Phil, that hits.
LIAM: Oh, gut!
SAM: These guys are humans?
MATT: One of them was human, one looked to be
half-elf. Phil is the half-elf. You see this
younger looking guy–
LIAM: (gasps) I rolled a ten. Out of ten.
MATT: Ooh.
ASHLY: Oh.
LIAM: (whoosh)
MATT: So ten, plus?
LIAM: That’s it, it’s just a cantrip.
MATT: Right, cantrip, at 5th-level, it does 2d10.
LIAM: Does it? Okay.
MATT: Yeah. Cantrips get better.
LIAM: 13.
MATT: Okay. 13 points of damage. You feel the
sudden burst of warm air up under your outfit for
a moment, Nila, as this fire bolt goes firing
through from between your legs and explodes into
the chest of the guard in front of you. (yells)
Backs up, and the flames lick up the front of his
armor before he pats them out for a second. That
finish your turn, Caleb?
LIAM: Part of me really likes the way fire feels.
That’s it.
MATT: Finishing Caleb’s go.
LIAM: Ah, no. I’m going to back up ten feet.
MATT: He’s right there. Knock the chair over as
you back up. At this point, you guys all hear,
echoing off in the distance, (popping). Small
firecrackers are now exploding on the outside of
the front fortress (popping).
MARISHA: Let’s hope this works the way I have in
my head.
SUMALEE: Yes! Blow them up!
MATT: Nott, as you were looking off, you see a
shape run past and start heading for the door. You see–
SAM: Running past where? Oh, there.
MATT: Past this way, you see a figure make their
way to the door, and put their back to it. They
haven’t noticed you yet.
SAM: Okay.
MATT: As they put their back to the door, focusing
on where the sound of those fireworks go off,
looks back through the doorway, into the middle of
the mess hall, hears this commotion and looks
right to you.
SAM: Wait, sees me or doesn’t see me?
MATT: Does see you. Because you’re not trying to
hide and it is a lit interior. This is Wohn. This
is the female human barbarian that had rushed
Caleb before. Previously had a great maul.