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MATT: You can’t do anything because you’re
stunned.
ASHLY: I’m stunned! Fuck, I forgot. Never mind!
MATT: That’s the end of your turn. Top of the
round, Beau.
MARISHA: Oh! Okay, it’s me.
LIAM: (singing) Welcome back.
MARISHA: Shit! What’s the quickest way through?
Can I get through everybody and go this way? Yeah,
I’m going to do that. Excuse, me. Sorry. Pardon
me. Excuse me.
MATT: You’re still 15 feet from Wohn.
MARISHA: Okay, can I step back a few feet? I don’t
want to go that full movement, maybe on top of the
table. Can I get on top of the table?
MATT: If you want to be on there instead, yeah.
MARISHA: That’s cool. I want to gauge it right
over Keg’s shoulders and throw two darts.
MATT: Okay, you’re going to attempt to ricochet
off of her armor. Go for it.
MARISHA: Over top of her shoulders to the giant
barbarian behind her? Hopefully?
MATT: Go for it.
MARISHA: Or ricochet, whatever’s the coolest.
MATT: I’m just embellishing for fun. Why not?
MARISHA: Yeah!
MATT: We’ll see if it works.
MARISHA: Okay, first one: 17?
MATT: 17 hits. Actually, you have an advantage,
technically, because she was doing reckless
attacks last turn.
MARISHA: 13 on the higher one. That’s a 20.
MATT: That hits. First one hits.
MARISHA: What do these do? These do a d8 damage?
These do monk or do these–?
MATT: These are the–
MARISHA: These are the– no, these still do 1d4,
right?
MATT: These are still darts, they’re modified
darts. You would need to get daggers or things
that are considered monk weapons to do additional
damage.
MARISHA: So the first one is crap. That’s five
damage.
MATT: Five damage. Second one, with advantage
still.
MARISHA: My second one. 21.
MATT: 21 hits. Roll damage.
MARISHA: Ooh, that’s better. Eight damage.
MATT: Five and eight. As you’re there, getting
your brain back in the space and the strength
returns to you. You look up at the time the
barbarian is pulling back for another round of
blows, the giant blade still crimson with your own
blood. These two serrated blade-like discs into
her chest from over your shoulders. You glance
over quickly and see Beau waving to you through
the doorway.
ASHLY: I don’t need to say it, but Keg is
aroused.