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MATT: All righty, that finishes Beau’s turn. |
Caleb, you’re up. |
SAM: (singing) Lady boner! |
MARISHA: I just give a wink. |
SAM: Clang! |
(laughter) |
LIAM: Wow. I have a joke, I’m going to keep it in |
my head. This is all going much worse than I |
intended it to, so I am going to tug on the glove |
and I’m going to slap it and send out three– |
SAM: Is that the fly? |
MARISHA: Fucking fly! |
LIAM: Get him. Beauregard, you’re the monk. |
Scorching Ray, three times on the barbarian. First |
one is shit. |
MATT: Well, technically, you don’t have advantage. |
It’s advantage on melee attacks, not ranged |
attacks, but it’s fine. |
LIAM: Second is a 15. First is total shit, second |
is a 15. |
MATT: 15 hits. |
LIAM: Third is better than that. |
MATT: So two hits. |
LIAM: That is eight for the first and eight for |
the second. |
MATT: Nice! Oof. That’ll be enough. How do you |
want to do this, Caleb? |
MARISHA: Yes! |
LIAM: I have had very bad luck with people’s |
skulls, so I am going to send the fire into her |
thighs and legs and burn the bottom of her torso |
and even the center of her being, her stomach, and |
make it burn in upon itself and harden in |
blackened crust. |
SAM: Ugh! |
MATT: She screams out in pain, the flesh itself |
burning black instantly and cracking as she falls |
to the ground screaming. The voice slowly thins |
out into a faint (death rattle) before expiring. |
Need you to make a wisdom saving throw, Caleb. |
SAM: Wisdom saving– oh, because fire. |
LIAM: That’s a 13. |
MATT: 13. You take a moment, and push through, and |
keep your wits about you. |
LIAM: That’s the first time I did that. First time |
I did not go into a state. |
SAM: Wow. |
LIAM: (breathing heavily) |
MARISHA: Beau turns around to Caleb and goes: |
Damn, Caleb. |
MATT: The firecrackers have ended. Silence comes |
over the fortress. |
SAM: Nobody else is coming? |
MATT: None that you see or hear. |
LIAM: Stay alert. We’re not done here. |
SAM: Go back to lock-a-pickin’? |
MATT: Go for it. |
TALIESIN: I’m going to walk over to you and give |
you some healing. |
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