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MARISHA: I step to the side, let him unlock the
door.
TALIESIN: I’m heading up.
MATT: Opens the door.
TALIESIN: As I head up through the trapdoor, I’m
like, get ready everyone, just when he comes up,
and just walking a little way past.
MARISHA: I go: Just follow him.
MATT: Steps up the stairs, makes it up through the
hatch.
SAM: Everybody–
MARISHA: Go!
MATT: Everybody, make an ambush round. He was not
expecting that.
LIAM: Caleb is not here; he is in the spider.
MARISHA: First, you celebrate.
MATT: Oh, shit. Is this on your Shillelagh? What
are you doing with this?
SUMALEE: Yeah!
MATT: Okay.
ASHLY: 19.
SAM: 15.
LIAM: Spidering.
TALIESIN: Never done this before. 17 plus
something.
MATT: Yeah, you all hit. What are you doing?
MARISHA: Oh, I don’t think I hit.
MATT: Nah.
MARISHA: 12.
MATT: All right, roll your d8.
SUMALEE: d8 is–
MATT: Eight-sided.
SUMALEE: Six.
MATT: That’s 12 plus four, 16 points of damage.
Whack! Upside the head as he dizzies off from that
point, immediately going into Keg. Roll damage on
that one.
ASHLY: Six.
MATT: Six damage, and carved from the battle axe.
TALIESIN: Is it just a straight 1d6 plus nothing?
MATT: What are you using?
TALIESIN: I was using the staff.
MATT: It’s a 1d8.
TALIESIN: Oh, it’s 1d8.
MATT: Yeah, because it’s a quarterstaff.
TALIESIN: Eight.
MATT: Plus your strength modifier?
TALIESIN: Seven, because I have my strength
modifier– no, eight, just because I have no
strength modifier.
MATT: Crack! And then–
SAM: Is this a surprise?
MATT: It’s a sneak attack, yeah.
(gasping)
SAM: Seven plus six, 13, plus– I’ve been adding