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bit. They are glued to your right and left.
TRAVIS: Very kind of you.
MATT: They lead you to the stockade. As you guys
are brought into this chamber, Norda sets up.
SAM: Who is going to go get the little girl?
LIAM: You’re the little girl here. You’re
confused. It’s been a night.
MATT: Norda, up there at the top, takes her cloak
off, puts on her ceremonial armor bits. There’s a
whole element to the presentation of this. You can
see her tiredly putting them on. Sets her hands on
the top, “I would like you to present what
evidence you have to absolve you of these charges
against you and then based on what you present,
I’ll decide whether or not you’re innocent or
guilty or require further investigation. Who would
like to present evidence first? You! You brought
the head of a creature! You’re not in chains.
We’ll start with you.” They drag the creature’s
head forward. She takes the book from the
archivist. “And speaking with Zeenoth here, it
appears what you said is true. This creature is a
dangerous, terrible fiend. And looking at it’s
apparent ability to feast on the essence of
creatures, this explains both the transformation
of the old man. This also explains destruction of
our two guards, who were recently discovered. Rest
their soul. So, that explains that. Convince me as
to why you were not working with this entity,
especially those of the carnival.” She snaps her
finger again and you watch as Gustav and Bosun are
brought into the chamber, as well as a third
figure who you see step out of the shadows. Her
hair dark and fading to white, last seen fleeing
into the distant fields, you see, in chains as
well, Yasha being pulled into the courtroom.
(cheering)
TRAVIS: Showing up just to get arrested!
MARISHA: Welcome to the club!
LIAM: (singing) Breaking the law, breaking the
law!
TALIESIN: Lot of help you were!
MARISHA: Welcome to the chain gang.
ASHLEY: Hey. Yeah.
MATT: “That one was caught fleeing from the
scene.”
ASHLEY: No, that’s completely a misunderstanding
of things. That’s not what happened.
MATT: “I’m certain. You have a trustworthy face.
What’s the next bit of evidence you want to
present, please? Anyone?”
LIAM: Well, first a question. Are you familiar
with Occam’s Razor?
MATT: “What?”
LIAM: I figured. Okay. That one works for the
circus. Do I look like I work for the circus?
MATT: “Strangely, not well dressed enough.”
LIAM: No. I’m a dirty hobo and I reek like
yesterday’s garbage.
MATT: “I wasn’t going to go that far, but I’ll
admiss it.”
LIAM: Yeah. This one, does he look like a circus
performer? Is he filthy like me?