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ASHLEY: Well–
SAM: (high-pitched) I mean–
ASHLEY: I feel like I didn’t need to be in there
anymore. You know. I don’t– ugh.
MATT: I would like you both to make persuasion
checks.
ASHLEY: I feel like–
TALIESIN: Oh, shit. 12.
ASHLEY: 11.
TALIESIN: We needed someone on the outside. We
knew we were innocent. We knew you didn’t think
so. We just assumed you were going to have us all
executed and we didn’t do anything. What would you
have done?
MATT: “Is that goblin pissing in my court?”
(laughter)
SAM: I’m sorry! I’m really nervous!
TALIESIN: In his defense, it’s a wonderful
vintage. Her defense.
SAM: I’m very nervous. I’m sorry, it’s just your
guards shackled both my wrists and my ankles and I
can’t move to get into a good position.
LIAM: You know, when she’s nervous she aerates her
bladder, all right?
SAM: Look, I have some evidence to submit. Look at
my hands and also the hands of Jester. We’re
covered in the thing’s blood. We were there too.
We helped the killing of the creature.
MATT: The dwarf woman, Norda, leans forward and
looks you dead in the eyes. “I’ve known friends I
grew up with who were carved down by your kin.
Convince me why I shouldn’t hang you tomorrow.”
SAM: I’m sorry for your loss. Where are your
people from?
MATT: “Grimgolir.”
SAM: That’s not where my clan’s from. I had
nothing to do with it. My clan operates far, far
away and–
MATT: “Where does your clan operate from?”
SAM: I’m looking on the map. Near the Felderwin
Tillage.
MATT: “That’s not too far. Maybe we’ll send some
folks to pay a visit to your clan.”
SAM: You can. Feel free. I’ll even tell you where
they are. I’m no longer associated with them and I
can help you hunt them down if you’d like.
MATT: Make a persuasion check.
MARISHA: Wow.
LAURA: What is it?
SAM: One.
LAURA: No, but you didn’t roll a one. He rolled a
four.
SAM: It’s not a natural one.
LAURA and TALIESIN: Not a natural one.
LIAM: Still sucks.
MATT: (sigh)
LAURA: God, why are we rolling so bad?
MATT: She leans back. “I want to sleep. I think
you’re telling the truth. Most of you. Archivist,